[fifth-kazekage]

Do you like being the Kazekage?

The work can be vexing and exhausting from time to time, but if you’re asking if I regret taking the position, the answer is no. I’m quite proud of the life I’ve built for myself.

[fifth-kazekage]

I read that you have a play list that Rock Lee made for work outs and that you listen to it fairly regularly? What are your favorites songs on it? Additionally, happy pride month to our favorite gay trans icon!! (you)

Thank you. Happy pride month to you too.

As for my favorite songs from the playlist, it’s hard to choose. Eye of the Tiger is particularly good at helping me get through mountains of paperwork.

[fifth-kazekage]

If I were all of you I wouldn’t take most of the things I say seriously.

[fifth-kazekage]

What are everyone’s favorite desert plants? I’m personally quite fond of the hesperocallis myself.

[fifth-kazekage]

It's good to test your comrades' abilities and skills! And kissing is a very important skill, Mr Gaara

I’m not entirely sure who’s convinced you kissing is an important skill for shinobi to have, but they lied.

[fifth-kazekage]

Have you and Lee ever kissed

By the winds, why on Earth would we have any reason to kiss?

[fifth-kazekage]

What happened to your earrings? When you were young you had 3 studs in each ear. Did you grow out of them, or?

I never really “grew out of them” per se. I still wear them from time to time.

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You're gay right

you seem gay

i have photo evidence

Oh my. I never realized how tall Rock Lee is.

[fifth-kazekage]

Did you get anything nice for your birthday?

I don’t usually celebrate, but my friends and family insisted on gifts at the very least. Mostly knick knacks, flower seeds, homemade gifts. Thanks to Lee, I have a new flower pot for my office.

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MAY HIS SOLE NOT BE AT REST 😭😭😭😭

I meant what I said.

[fifth-kazekage]

The more I’m forced to suffer through these abhorrent conferences the more I wonder how my father (may his soul not be at rest) was able to sit through these himself.

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so has the situationship become a relationship ooooooor????

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[fifth-kazekage]

You should have a look on hollandlop Bunnies. 🩷

I’m not quite sure why you suggested this, but looking at their smooshed faces has put me in a very good mood. Thank you.

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….that wasn’t supposed to post. Darn this confusing website.

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i think you and rock lee should kiss :3

And why would we do that.

[fifth-kazekage]

Dear Lord Kazekage, I have a question about your death after Akatsuki extracted Shukaku from your body.

Explain the pain how your feel during the extraction because I can feel the pain and sobbed when watching it.

To be honest, I wasn’t even conscious during all of that. It was almost like my body was in limbo, if that makes sense. But I’m sure if I had been with it, I would have been in excruciating pain.

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why did you call lee 'little prince charming' during the chunin exams....?

Anon, how do you remember something like this happening? Frankly, I don’t even remember this happening.