I must once again complain that America is a barbarian country where our toilets don't even wash our asses for us.
Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
Cosimo Galluzzi

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

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DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

PR's Tumblrdome
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON

shark vs the universe

if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Claire Keane

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I must once again complain that America is a barbarian country where our toilets don't even wash our asses for us.
Card I pulled in the "present" position after 2 deaths in my extended family last week. Like yeah.
thank fuck there's no meaning to life that shit would suckckkkk
Dang but I still gotta hate myself less before I can accept a lover
KIM NAMJOON OF BTS AND JULIO TORRES SHOULD COLLAB
I'm so fucking sick and tired of myself.
Hang on what do you mean i can live for myself and do my hobbies and have free will
Dang but sometimes liquid courage is a thing--just asked some random people on rollerblades at the bar where to go to learn to rollerblade, and they were so nice and gave me advice. 🥰
Bad news. I've reached the level of high where I think that I can write Riddles
"What'd you do tonight?"
"I stroked a brick wall at the bar to learn its secrets."
Mumford and sons lost their soul when they stopped droppin' that banjo
had a dream that the cool new trend was to drink water but only while standing in doorways because that made the water “more liminal” which was a good thing for unclear reasons
What to do with despair.
Why do i wash all my jars and tins out to keep them? What am I keeping them for? Gardening things maybe?
Things that weed helps the creature (me) do:
Organ (skin) care: wash scalp and hair, soap wash and exfoliate skin (optional body shaving)and apply salicyclic acid wash, benzoyl peroxide wash, moisturizing lotion.
Why this thing is good for me (the creature):
-clean feel goooood
-love the hot water place, calms the creature
-hitchhiking bacteria are being very rude and irritating skin, so ask them to leave
-soap soap soap soap
-you live in the desert! Put that water in your skin!
-mmm smell good (the creature feels attractive to others of her kind ie sapphics)