harmony

she, cuz i’ll never be her

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[fifthhaemony]

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ LOOK AT MY ART FIGHT PROFILE!

✧˖°. hello! i'm fifthharmony. you can call me harmony or really any name you like. i like boat boys a lot, despite never drawing them ever. any pronouns but most default to she/her.

✧˖°. i write fanfic, that’s my ace card and i draw sometimes, you know how it is

✧˖°. my favourite musical artists of current are ILLIT (bias yunah, wrecker minju)

✧˖°. my favourite medias of current are Life Series and Hermitcraft

✧˖°. FANWORKS ARE ALLOWED!!! even encouraged! there are no rules to what you make. no matter what you make, I will be honoured that you care enough to make a fanwork. just tag me!!!! I wanna look at it :)

FUCK ICE.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ＭＹ ＦＩＣＳ .

✧˖°. ehb (scarian au where grian is a fallen watcher and scar is a vigilante)

✧˖°. JPLBCRF (boat boy superhero college au (it’s a chatfic))

✧˖°. dlmelf (impdubs heaven/hell au)

✧˖°. photography sideblog: @orchestratedsymphony

✧˖°. I am on Twitter

✧˖°. i am also on Bluesky

(i will almost never post on either of these)

[fifthhaemony]

here's a joel is he cute

[fifthhaemony]

new sona who dis

[fifthhaemony]

fic #2 i did for @boatboys-zine

THE MESOPELAGIC ZONE. (2973 words) by fifthhaem0ny Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans, EthosLab & Joel | SmallishBeans, i think it can be taken either way Characters: EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Joel | SmallishBeans Additional Tags: Human Experimentation, Joel | SmallishBeans is Not Okay, Mental Health Issues, Mental Institutions, joel is a fish, The Author Regrets Everything Summary: So, here Etho was, dressed in casual business clothing paired with an itchy mask, on the top floor of a boxy, enforced building, fiddling with a card that had his face on it while holding a clipboard with a few scribbled notes. In front of him was a steel door with a singular tinted window. He couldn’t see through the glass, but heard the sound of running water past it. Etho didn’t know much about the patient, other than that the patient was male and his name was Joel Smalls. Etho was a little horrified, as other staff had given him a “farewell hug” while on his way up here, but admittedly, the thought of danger stirred something in him—danger meant something that wasn’t endless job applications. There was only really one way to find out; he took a deep breath and swiped his card, pushing the heavy door open with a grunt. TL;DR Psychiatrist Etho bites off more than he can chew when he unknowingly signs himself up to be a caretaker of a high-risk patient in an acute psych ward.

[fifthhaemony]

fic i did for @boatboys-zine

I, 27M Got Isekai'd into a… Awh, Nevermind. Some Silver-Haired Guy Just Saved My Life (2087 words) by fifthhaem0ny Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans, Charles | Grian & Jimmy | Solidarity & Joel | SmallishBeans Characters: EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Joel | SmallishBeans, Charles | Grian, Jimmy | Solidarity Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, First Meetings, Near Death Experiences, Guardian Angels, Alternate Universe - Guardian Angels Summary: Just as he expects to hit the ground, he actually slows down this time, inches away from the pavement. A blinding glow fills his vision, but quickly fades away. For a few seconds, he’s stunned. “What? What the heck? This is heaven? Gosh. Thought there would be pearly gates and stuff,” Joel muses to no one in particular. Logically, he should be having a panic attack right about now, but he’s not for reasons still unknown to himself. Then it processes in his head that he’s being carried by someone. Joel shrieks like a little girl and jumps back onto his feet, the world nauseously spinning around him as he rams into a brick wall. When he turns back to the person who caught him, he’s certainly met with a very strange sight. TL;DR, Joel gets shoved off a building by Grian and gets saved by his so-called 'guardian angel.'

[fifthhaemony]

hermicraft cover i did for @boatboys-zine

[fifthhaemony]

main contribution for @boatboys-zine

[boatboys-zine]

Boat Boys Zine is here!

We are happy to announce that the Boat Boys Zine is finally released!

Download it here on Itch.io !

With about 20 Contributors and over 30 individual pieces created, this zine features different eras of smalletho and their obsession. From the firey beginnings of Double Life, through the rocky Life Series and peaceful Hermitcraft, to Alternative Universes with endless stories to tell!

We hope you enjoy reading BBZ as much as we have enjoyed making it.

Neck kisses!

@mcytblrsource

[boatboys-zine]

A Contributor Spotlight from Boat Boys Zine!

Thank you to our Alternative Universe writer and artist, @fifthhaemony !

Hii! I'm FifthHarmony but you can call me Harmony, or really anything you want. I'm an artist and a writer but I think I'm probably best known for my fic: "Joel's Personal Low-Budget College Romantasy Film"! Anyway, feel free to praise my work a lot, ehe... Just kidding. I hope you enjoy it, though!

Stay tuned to find out what Harmony has created for the Boat Boys Zine, releasing soon!

[marisatomay]

[fifthhaemony]

Item: A Punching Bag Rarity: ✶ Rare

What game made you rage quit the hardest?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

um wtf cuphead ig

[fifthhaemony]

not my name

[genevawrenn]

Joel bids 69 diamonds for a statue of Etho as a wither...I wish I was kidding.

Boat boys forever, ig?

Tangotek's Hermitcraft 11 stream March 23 2026

[stillstuckintheboat]

fanart of @fifthhaemony’s romantasy college boat boys au. go read it. now. do it.

[fifthhaemony]

crawls out of the grave... JOEL'S PERSONAL LOW BUDGET COLLEGE ROMANTASY FILM IS BACK

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Joel's Personal Low-Budget College Romantasy Film (35204 words) by fifthhaem0ny Chapters: 17/32 Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans, Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood/Rendog, GeminiTay/Pearl | PearlescentMoon, John Booko | BdoubleO100/impulseSV, Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek Characters: Joel | SmallishBeans, EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Oliver Brotherhood | Mumbo Jumbo, Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF), Anthony Viviano | Bigbst4tz2, Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood, Rendog (Video Blogging RPF), Jimmy | Solidarity, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Scott Major | Smajor1995, GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Pearl | PearlescentMoon, John Booko | BdoubleO100, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian Additional Tags: chatfic, Alternate Universe - College/University, Charles | Grian and Jimmy | Solidarity are Siblings, Superpowers, The Watchers are Bad (Evolution SMP), rated teen for immature sex jokes and swearing, etho has synesthesia, and they were ROOMMATES, Joel | SmallishBeans is a Menace, Ethoslab and GeminiTay are Siblings (Video Blogging RPF), author really likes innuendoes and it shows, Minor Original Character(s), Tags May Change, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Past Suicide Attempts, …thanks [redacted] for ruining the vibe of these tags Summary:

!COMBO OF CHAT FIC + NORMAL FIC!

Joel Beans lives in a world where everyone gets superpowers of varying abilities. He has just started his last year of college. After moving into his new room, he somehow gets the phone numbers of everyone on his floor and puts them all in a group chat. The only thing Joel knows about the people in this newly founded group chat is… Nothing, except for his cousins, Grian and Jimmy.

It started as a joke, but who knew this shitty group chat of overworked young adults would end up as a group of friends fighting for theirs and the whole school's lives?

[fifthhaemony]

how it feels doing the most random side quests knowing perfectly that you haven’t updated your fic in more than a month:

(JPLBCRF soon)

[justregularalex3]

Boat boys au.