So the fire alarm in our house goes off absurdly often. Typically it’s just out of batteries or someone (namely me) burned a candle too long and it’s gotten to the point where whenever my family hears a fire alarm in our house we just all leave our respective rooms and just casually wander around the house to make sure nothing is actually on fire. Or just flat out ignore it.
I’ve come to the conclusion that we would all die in an actual house fire due to apathy.
















