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just a note: i am massively slow at replies, answering asks / memes and writing up starters… also, i do them in no specific order nor is it meant to be reflective of my enjoyment of the plot or ideas in question. in my drafts i still have stuff i’ve owed people since starting up my blog… the slowness comes from a place of anxiety and wariness of my own portrayal, and has essentially nothing to do with ANY of my wonderful writing partners and our plots.

#* psa.

angelicguy

bitch

blocked.

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wait unblock me i need to tell you something

angelicguy

unblocked.

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bitch

#nate and wade tag.#frank and wade tag.#wade is the one getting blocked lol

geneticmisfit

wade perches his arms upon pete's desk, palms resting beneath his chin as he hums what sounds like a britney spears tune. his fingers tap masked cheeks as he tilts his head — where he came from? the gods only know. ❛ — i'm beginning to think you're ignoring my calls, petey, i'm hurt. ❜

There is a split second double-take on his part, brows furrowing slightly as his brain simply registers the sight he was seeing. He wasn’t sure which was weirder, the fact that Wade seemed to appear out of literal nowhere, the fact that he was laying on top of some work-in-progress upgrades that seemed oddly undisturbed, or the fact that he’d known him for YEARS and yet was still trying to apply some LOGIC into his actions.

‘‘ I lost my phone. ’’ Was he talking about the phone he still had, that he was currently holding, right that second, in his very right hand, mayhaps. ‘‘ Total technology blackout. ’’

#* save tag.#underoosed #i'm fucking yelling

yellowspottedblackbull

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#* wade's cassette player. ( tunes )#fight me

-has an uncontrollable urge to shoot him-

we’re getting a vibe here --- a murder-y one... we’re not going to say this is a bad vibe, necessarily, if we’re honest? we’re into it. a brow quirk, a tap to muzzle of the gun, beautiful. a wonder of which body part she might pick --- there are a lot of good ones, by the way. you could go for the head, oh oh, or you could go for a buttcheek! ... --- though, we quite like our ass as it is ; shiny and, not lasagna.

❛ — the inquiry is: are you trying to maim me or is this just your manner of saying you’re happy to see me, mystique? ❜ cue awkward, unabashed winking. maybe some wonking.

#* answered. ( ic )#not even sorry #bluefated

‘ don’t be a moron. ’

don’t be a moron, he says.

ha! we’ll be a moron if we so please, you can’t just go around telling people they can’t be a moron. not to mention, you’re speaking to a moron extraordinaire over here --- we take pride in this title, by the by --- it’s in the job description. go ahead, check the resume ; we’re waiting, nathan. a tap of a foot, a cross of the arms ; judgment, impatience.

❛ --- are you presuming i can --- no, that i want to be smarter about things again, nate? i see how it is! ❜ a huff, a mock upturn of his nose.

#* answered. ( ic )#dubstepisforpussies

notarodent

❛ oh. my. god. ❜ his hands make connection with his masked cheeks with an audible smack as he becomes akin to a cliché fangirl, deliberation in the minute shuffling dance of his feet. ❛ — sly cooper?! is that you? ❜

Red eyes stare at the masked man for a second. Unblinking and confused expression as he tries to register what the hell he just said ( should he be offended? whatever– he’s going to be offended. ) ❝ What the flark are you doing here and what in the d’ast is a sly cooper? ❞ Really why even bother asking that first question– it was Deadpool of all people. Rocket could be six star systems over and the man in red would be there somehow someway ( he guessed those good merc connections came in handy for something– like getting off of Earth. )

#* save tag.#notarodent #wade vc: still convinced it's sly cooper

papajohnpizzas‌:

‪sentenced for 12 years on two counts of goofin around, one count of manslaughter

#x-force tag.

wade's phone: natasha = hot stuff domino = nice butt cable = if i had to pick a dude peter = eagle two may = it happened once in a dream

#* shitpost.

vhsmeme

* freak the mighty starters

fightytimes

vhsmeme‌:

freak the mighty is a novel by w. rodman philbrick. tw: violence and self-harm.

‘ i saw this in the movies once. ’

‘ cross the street, hide, whatever it takes. ’

‘ every single night i cried myself to sleep and that’s a fact. ’

‘ so maybe you should count yourself lucky. ’

‘ will it hurt? ’

‘ i told you to stay in that car, didn’t i? didn’t i? ’

‘ that’s what we’re doing, seeking shelter. ’

‘ cross my heart and hope to die. ’

‘ oh, you’re real tough. ’

‘ i came back. like i promised. ’

‘ i won’t tell. ’

‘ you gonna hit me? ’

‘ better let me bandage up that hand, you’re bleeding. ’

‘ who knows with cops? ’

‘ don’t be a moron. ’

‘ mission accomplished. ’

‘ let’s go home, my feet are tired. ’

‘ i guess i needed that. ’

‘ we’re having a nice little talk here, don’t spoil it. ’

‘ this is what they call a temporary situation. ’

‘ use your head. ’

‘ you see that cop car? ’

‘ does that make any sense? ’

‘ he has to rest. ’

‘ gimme that, or i’ll punch your lights out. ’

‘ who cares about your stupid junk. ’

‘ best put that down. ’

‘ you mean like cut myself? ’

‘ i said identify yourself, earthling, or suffer the consequences. ’

‘ deny everything.’

‘ this’ll be an adventure. ’

‘ now is that fair, to do that to a man? lock him up for a crime he never did? ’

‘ i have to clean this up and get out of here. ’

‘ is it okay if i carry him inside? ’

‘ tell me what to do. ’

#* memes & shit.#mutuals only

marvelladiesdaily

You’re doing great!

#domino tag.#wade vc: i'm so proud of her

incorrectx-menquotes

Show the haters how it’s done by hating yourself the most.

Wade Wilson

#* a screw or two loose.#ahahahahhahaha ow

incorrectx-menquotes

Well. I would just like you all to know that whatever thoughts of mine you’re reading are totally made up. They aren’t real.

Wade Wilson, to any telepaths

#* a screw or two loose.

❛ i need your help but i also need you to ask zero questions. you in? ❜

zero questions? we’re beginning to think you don’t know us very well, domino, or y’know --- that you lied about loving us upwards of eighty percent. but that’s beside the point, because we still love you about one hundred percent ; approximately... a good ninety-nine at minimum, on a good day. but, there are worse things than going into a conceivably dangerous situation blindly with the luckiest girl in the world. we think.

❛ — is death a thing in this whole whatever it is that i am not supposed to be asking you any questions about? ❜ behind his mask is a grin and he shrugs --- it’s beautiful, just like one wade wilson, trust us.

#* answered. ( ic )#luckforce