DOWN THE PUNNY TRAIL

lauren || 24 || ENFP || a hodge-podge of anything I remotely enjoy || have fun browsing my hyperfixations, folks

[eliselaserre]

Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna // July 19, 2017

[kategorema]

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

[wiipciity]

sir that’s my emotional support ending, thank u

[ruinedchildhood]

Cats (2019) dir. Tom Hooper

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[jungwildeandfree]

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

[everythingautumn]

[glutko]

The largest cockroach ever is named Megalovania LongPenis

[eddie-and-richie]

Hopper, busting through the door: You two are making out!

El: Really? Mike why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[starpity]

stranger things season 3 mood

[luxky]

[6iko]

Disappear for some time, work on yourself, return unrecognizable.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i need … uhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh … uhhhhhhhh uhhh uhhhhhh ……… uhhhh uhh.. uhhh h

[wisdom-doggo]

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[valtsv]

covered in blood for sexy reasons

[valtsv]

also i just got stabbed

[valtsv]

dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there

[annwn]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from

[diafiend]