who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off
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who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off
"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office
Ok there is an actual funnier option
i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information
oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls
in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you
when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god
"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't
“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣
...can you put your shoes back on
one of the silliest takes which i think still finds a lot of purchase in lefty spaces is that people often ignore politics because they're privileged and the issues don't affect them, unlike people from disadvantaged backgrounds who are deeply political as a means of survival. in the real world, though, you basically find the exact opposite, which is also way better at accounting for how the latter group continually gets screwed over
You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.
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going to queer meetups in the lands between and some raya lucaria student calls me butch because I wear full armor
I have a helmet because I don't want my skull to get caved in, emerald
How I be showing up to places just to hear that I look "masculine"
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one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines
I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014
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if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!
#idk anything abt cyclospora but i do NOT trust a parasitw
respectfully, this is a very classic case of "people on Tumblr who self-admittedly don't know anything about the etiology or pathophysiology of a foodborne outbreak saying confidently incorrect things in a fear-mongering way." this reblog is going around on a post with thousands of notes and unnecessarily scaring and misinforming possibly hundreds or thousands of people.
cyclospora cayetanensis generally causes:
self-limiting^1 explosive/watery diarrhea & associated cramping/nausea/fatigue/weight loss
sometimes low-grade fever, vomiting, body aches, and other flu-like symptoms
^1 this means the infection will ultimately resolve itself, even without treatment
if left untreated, the course of the infection may last a few days up to a month or longer. it can often follow a relapsing course, wherein the person recovers for a period before experiencing another bout of the illness (e.g. in the more prolonged infections). in the large majority of cases where an immunocompetent person is infected, they will recover without any complications. as with any infectious disease, immunocompromised people are at higher risk and should follow more stringent avoidance precautions + seek treatment more urgently if ill.
incubation period ranges from 2 days to 2 weeks; if you come down with symptoms after eating fresh fruits or veggies/drinking contaminated water (or suspecting that cross-contamination with fresh fruits/vegetables/water has occurred), you should see a provider and get an O&P done to check your stool for evidence of the parasite. it can be treated with the medication TMP-SMX to shorten the course of the illness.
the "for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan" line as an attempt to provide context or reference point for how afraid people should be is uninformed fearmongering. this line is like if i said "be careful not to come down with a case of bacterial food poisoning--for reference, the black plague is also caused by bacteria!" it is completely nonsensical to imply that this organism is going to leave the average person reading the reblog surviving 'scathed,' as it were, or even not surviving at all, simply because there's another, different single-celled eukaryote that happens to cause malaria. you could have people going to their doctors afraid that they have something like malaria over what ultimately generally amounts to a treatable stomach flu.
and implying that cyclospora cayetanensis is inherently worse or more likely to be lethal than a bacterial infection, simply because it's "bigger and more complicated," is equally out of touch with the realities of bacterial infection. viewing bacterial food poisoning as "dangerous, but something you can expect to weather and survive unscathed" while seeing all parasitic infections as automatically akin to malaria is, quite simply, the result of having heard less about parasitic infections, and automatically assuming that the thing you (think you) know less about is scarier and worse by dint of being unfamiliar. go read about hemolytic uremic syndrome in addition to the above-linked articles on cyclospora, and then think about if e. coli should be de facto implicitly framed as no big deal compared to any given parasitic infection.
ultimately, as you said, you don't know anything about cyclospora. you just presumably live in a country that does not experience very many parasitic outbreaks, view parasites as "those scary mysterious things that only happen Elsewhere, to Other People, like Malaria...", and consequently, feel comfortable confidently asserting fearful assumptions as if they were useful education. and, like, i am ultimately sympathetic to attempts to help provide information for other people, but it is exhausting to see confident misinformation circulating every single time there's an outbreak mentioned on tumblr. and i wish people would do more thoughtful research before scaring themselves and others. there is an entire internet full of sources in both medical and plain language at all of our fingertips.
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