Bilbo Bloggins

kenzie. 32 year old laaaady. pnw. virgo. they/she.

[parkayquarts]

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

[snoopylovessoup]

Snoopy mood

[mytearsrricochet]

happy pride month

[mariacallous]

[fiiyerotigelaar]

suicide hotline is my bff idk anyone else i can text randomly “i’m gonna put a garden hose in my mouth and hook it up to my running car in the closed garage” and end it forty five minutes later with “actually i was just being dramatic i’m gonna eat a cold jimmy johns sandwich in the bathtub and pet my dog you can disconnect now”

[fiiyerotigelaar]

really hate nothing more than having to make small talk about a sport i don’t play with men i don’t know or care about but such is the nature of working at a golf course they love nothing more than to comment on the weather and tell me about birdies and bogeys and chipping hoe what the hell are you on about take your hot dog and Leave Me Alone!!!

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[campmiasmas]

AVADEB + their second honeymoon trip to Paris

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[fiiyerotigelaar]

god love and bless my man and his kind heart but holy shit can that autistic man pmo…yes it was My Bad when i looked up the showtimes for obsession i failed to account for the fact they change the showings every wednesday and ofc this just happened to be the one that they decided to cut the matinees for!!!!

nbd, said “let’s go back to the apartment and come back”, did that first thing, but did not get to go back to see the movie i’ve been feining to see bc my geriatric bf was born with glass bones and paper skin and “can’t sit in a theater chair” and only chose to tell me this twenty minutes before the next showing (mind you it takes 15-17 minutes to get to the theater!!) oooooooooooooo my god i can’t with men and their blatant lack of communication skills

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[dear-oizys]

[slewfootwitch]

The thing about radical kindness (or any kindness, for that matter) is that there are going to be times when someone or something makes you regret it. There are going to be times when you show someone empathy and grace that they don't "deserve". There are going to be times when someone takes that kindness and uses it against you. The world doesn't magically transform into a perfect place when you decide to choose kindness and people will take advantage of it. People will continue to be shitty.

But the thing is...that's not a flaw of kindness. That's not a you problem. That's a them problem. People who are happy with themselves and their lives don't go out of their way to misuse someone's kindness or grace. The "normal" response to kindness or empathy is not to find a way to exploit it. People who are happy with themselves don't look for ways to hurt people for no reason. Kindness will never be the problem. No matter what some shitty person decides to do with it. It should go without saying not to be a doormat, yes. Don't allow people to treat you badly just for the sake of being kind. But also don't let shitty people make you bitter because of how they treated you when you were kind.