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homeboygirl

okay

worlds-largest-juice-container

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

silkwhim

fun phenomenon

catmask

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

jellyfishesarecooler

none of these words are in the bible

catmask

oh yes they are

newtid

terrible comic day terrible comic

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

crabussy

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

devotedgossamerreader

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

crabussy

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.