Eat your chair today!

[filbus-official]

HELLO! MY NAME IS FILBUS! MY GOAL IS TO MAKE CHAIR CONSUMPTION A WIDELY KNOWN AND ACCEPTED PRACTICE, AND I WANT YOU TO HELP ME!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO? EAT YOUR CHAIR! ALTHOUGH WOODEN IS PREFERRED, WE ACCEPT ANY AND ALL TYPES OF CHAIRS! OFFICE! SCHOOL! WHEELED! WHATEVER CHAIR FEELS RIGHT TO YOU! LEARN HOW TO BUILD AND PREPARE YOUR CHAIRS FOR CONSUMPTION! THAT'S ALL I ASK! FOLLOW THIS BLOG TO IMPROVE THE CONDITIONS OF CHAIR EATERS WORLDWIDE!

ANY QUESTIONS? SEND IT ON OVER, AND BE SURE TO EAT YOUR CHAIR!

[filbus-official]

We all know Magolor can't draw but like we need this to become a widespread symbol of Filbist pride

SURE! I DON'T CARE WHAT OR WHO YOU'RE DOING, AS LONG AS YOU'RE EATING YOUR CHAIRS!

[filbus-official]

dis accurate?

YES! NO! MAYBE! DO NOT QUESTION THE HISTORY OF FILBUS, JUST CONSUME CHAIRS

[filbus-official]

ARE YOU CAPABLE OF CONSUMING? IF SO, CONSUME CHAIRS! IF NOT, FIND ANOTHER WAY TO USE CHAIRS AS NUTRIENTS FOR YOUR FLESH! MMM YUMMY CHAIRS!

[filbus-official]

Can I join? I like eating normally inedible things, and I wanna expand my diet

OF COURSE YOU CAN! IT'S EXTREMELY SIMPLE TO JOIN US, JUST EAT YOUR CHAIR! I HOPE THAT CHAIRS WILL SOON BECOME ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i used to drink those maccas sauce tubs as a kid

[filbus-offical]

I drunk ketchup packets....

[filbus-official]

I OCCASIONALLY BLEND MY CHAIRS INTO A FINE PASTE TO DRINK! :D

[fantarules]

IN FILBUS WE TRUST

[filbus-offical]

Oh.. I'm flattered

@filbus-official WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

[filbus-official]

WONDERFUL! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT!

[filbus-official]

Whats your favorite type of chair to eat? And please make a good argument for why I should eat my chair.

HMM... I PERSONALLY LIKE WOODEN CHAIRS BEST, OAK OR PINE. AS FOR WHY YOU SHOULD EAT CHAIRS? IT'S DELICIOUS! DON'T KNOCK IT TIL YOU TRY IT, CHAIRS ARE TASTY. GIVE IT A SHOT! YOU MIGHT LIKE IT!

[satan-offical]

Low-key wouldn't it be funny if my account gets terminated on August 22nd 13:34 EST

[walmart-the-official]

it would be sooooo funny. I think it would be such a good time

[satan-offical]

At least I wouldn't have to look at your pathetic excuse for a Tumblr account if it did get terminated <3

[walmart-the-official]

The block button is right there if you truly hate me so much! But I know you’ll never use it because I’m a delight

[satan-offical]

Sometimes I like to look at your blog if I need a good reason to be angry so the block button is out of the question ^^

[filbus-official]

DO YALL ACTUALLY HATE EACH OTHER OR IS THIS A "FRIENDLY RIVALRY"? I'VE YET TO LEARN HOW THE SOCIAL ORDER HERE WORKS. I'M MORE FOCUSED ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE EATING CHAIRS.

[blood-god-offical]

So. Like. We're at war now.

Yes, im still prepping tho so gimme a Lil bit

@purple-morphsuit-guy-offical I NEED MORE BLOOD PLEASE

[god-the-offical]

Hmm.. Fine, time allotted.

@archangel-michael-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical

Hey! It's war time again, you all

[chill-lesbian2013]

@laciffo-natas dad can we get your help too

On god’s side, of course

[laciffo-natas]

At war?!

I suppose... I do have the bisexual satan army...

Y'all... this is what we've been training for.

[filbus-official]

WHAT SIDE OF THIS WAR AM I ON..?

WHICH OF YOU PEOPLE EAT CHAIRS?

[blood-god-offical]

Me

[filbus-official]

I'M GONNA BE ON THE SIDE THAT EATS CHAIRS. SO I GUESS I'M WITH THE BLOOD GOD.

[blood-god-offical]

So. Like. We're at war now.

Yes, im still prepping tho so gimme a Lil bit

@purple-morphsuit-guy-offical I NEED MORE BLOOD PLEASE

[god-the-offical]

Hmm.. Fine, time allotted.

@archangel-michael-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical

Hey! It's war time again, you all

[chill-lesbian2013]

@laciffo-natas dad can we get your help too

On god’s side, of course

[laciffo-natas]

At war?!

I suppose... I do have the bisexual satan army...

Y'all... this is what we've been training for.

[filbus-official]

WHAT SIDE OF THIS WAR AM I ON..?

WHICH OF YOU PEOPLE EAT CHAIRS?

[ajithink]

Question: do some pharloomblr blogs (specifically those with “-official” in the url) count as officialverse blogs?

(totally not asking bc I want to join but don’t know how TwT)

(I swear if this gets noticed by an officialverse blog I might cry tears of joy)

[filbus-official]

I THINK THAT ANY BLOG ENDING OR STARTING WITH "OFFICIAL" OR "OFFICAL" COUNTS AS OFFICIALVERSE.

ALSO, ON THE TOPIC OF JOINING THE OFFICIALVERSE, NO NEED TO ASK PERMISSION OR EASE YOUR WAY INTO THE MUTUAL GROUPS, COMMUNITIES, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! JUST SHOVE YOUR WAY IN AND FORCIBLY BECOME ONE! THAT'S WHAT I DID!

[sandofficial]

Yk, people are overrated. Get a jar of sand instead.

[filbus-official]

PEOPLE ARE INDEED OVERRATED! THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD REPLACE THEM WITH CHAIRS! AND THEN EAT THEM!

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

EDIT: IM SO FUCKED I CANT DO THIS IM SORRY ILL TRY THOUGH

EDIT 2: I'M NOT FOLLOWING ANYMORE BUT I'LL LEAVE ON REBLOGS

[satan-offical]

which is better, heaven or hell

Hell !!

[the-lord-jesus]

No, heaven

[satan-offical]

Propaganda

[filbus-official]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN ALL THESE THINGS? EATING CHAIRS!

[filbus-official]

LOOK AT THIS NICE LUNCH I GOT

VERY NICELY CRAFTED, LOOKS DELICIOUS

[no-one-offical]

Rule Number 1, don't scroll down my blog. You will either be frightened or excited. I don't like the thought of either.

Rule Number 2, when in doubt, go back to rule 1, and kiss a chair, make out with the chair, show it some love

[beetroot-offical]

@filbus-offical @filbus-official any thoughts on rule two?

[filbus-official]

WE LOVE CHAIRS HERE

I DO RECOMMEND YOU CONSUME YOUR CHAIRS, BUT WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR CHAIRS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.