Guess Whos Back

Follow @guesswhosagirlnow, peak user with too few followers

[chill-lesbian2013]

Intro post has actually been drafted for once, now to wait until I completely remake my blog to actually post it

Uhh for now just call me Spade, and my pronouns are any/all except he/him(she/her is less preferred but still fine ig)

[chill-lesbian2013]

Some people at my summer camp were arguing which was weirder: sleeping in the closet or on the floor

They asked me for my opinion and I said “before I came out as gay, I was sleeping in the closet every night”

My comedic genius goes unmatched

[dolls-playhouse]

So I've finally learned that vinted isn't actually having a human trafficking issue. And the fact that people spread this kinda rumor at all, I did it because I thought it was real, but people who spread it for clout are so sickening to me, I know this won't get as much clout as the first post but holy this is so gross. And the app has you give your full government name and ID so things like that would be instantly taken down and the seller would be arrested, and to the people who made those fake screen shots I hope you burn in a fire, please reblog to help damage control this fake rumor

@eraser-offical @pandanapple @starspangledmoth @obsessivebookwormalert @cute-drawings @bat--hugs @sammyartcherub @swimmingunknownsheep @rain-drop-creates @kcookiez @sillyy-s0fii @ilovemybsfsadie @justalilolfrog @k3tieee @xxaubreearachnidxx @bat-phantom @liliesdontdieroses @who0ishope @thedailysmoker @bulingblue @j3nny21xcx @thereallynsey @days-without-ai-ads-offical @blackdor @sunni-sacrifice @bee125e @gracious-midnight @weepingtreegiver @sleepingwhenimawake @skinnilove00 @vincian4 @ethanslife1o1 @petercanparkacar @urlovelyunicorn @chronicallyonlinebitch @dramatic1nlyf @trinketcollectingcrow @alergictomostsandwiches @toastoffical @donnielikesbugs @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @eerietree @coquette-corpsie @lunchmoneydrug @ninahufflepuff @friendlyghostsandmonsters @dawn-but-different @raventhecrispy-offical @nationalparksocks @koithekoi @shogun-midnight @skyycaramba @kugisakinobaradesu @beccahasarrived @halfofacoffeebean @acewurld @mydawgnina @supersnowyfox @darkmatchacoffeegrass @kalenipclaw @sylvanath3fa3 @uterus-stealer-offical @sharonsharp7 @sharkicide @etherealvowtemplar @onyxvirtuemasquerade @janetdavid090 @jagithedragon @ddawgthechef2 @coldfreakhairdorascal @neurodivergientmiitopian-alt-alt @no-one-offical @lostsprite1985 @theolivinginhidden @blossomingtortoise2 @glasses-wearing-water-drinker @wrestlingontum @spodderly @neruodivergentmiitopian @teacupswhiskey @astracaedes @wollymight @quirkytiara @sohpie-purple-heart @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @pomelo-verse-offical @bosicu @lightsabersandbluecookies @joe-chungus @autisimyfoxerronii @jesminjerinhasan

[guesswhosagirlnow]

why do my eyes hurt my phone has been at minimum brightness

[chill-lesbian2013]

Sometimes the brightness doesn’t even matter and the phone just hurts

[guesswhosagirlnow]

I love "

... I fear

" it's so fun

[chill-lesbian2013]

Don’t I know it

[chill-lesbian2013]

I hate my current blog name and I plan to change it at 100 followers, but I’m not creative

Can u guys give me suggestions(I’d like to keep this blog without an officalverse name please, I have sideblogs for that)

Maybe something to do with vampires, bats, or this bat fursona I’m making named Spade

Or lesbianism, that works too

Please I lack whimsy

@fishycarpytoast @goldenbunny30 @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @bone-lord @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @oero-fo-gnik @guesswhosagirlnow @orange-offical @discooo030 @rainflobloomiez @raventhecrispy-offical

[chill-lesbian2013]

Btw I have made my decision, yall won’t know until the rebrand tho

[orange-offical]

If I can’t get up early like the early bird

And I can’t stay up past twelve like a night owl

What am I?

[chill-lesbian2013]

Birdbrain

[guesswhosagirlnow]

it's not the fourth of July anymore. (America)

it was on a Saturday

who the hell is setting off fireworks right now?

[chill-lesbian2013]

This is America we’re talking about

It’s probably gunshots

[killer-offical]

later today I MIGHT make a cookie. can everyone who wants evil cookies raise their hands. only evil, sorry. i don't do Good cookies..... not after the good burger incident......... Where's my lawyer

[drop-bear-offical]

are they made of real evil people???? :D yes pls!!!!!

[killer-offical]

yes!! 🍪🍪

[drop-bear-offical]

yayyyy can i have one ????

[killer-offical]

yep!! 🍪🍪

[evilgayscientist-offical]

Did you use the SGASEC® Formula to knead the dough?

[killer-offical]

yes!!!!

[chill-lesbian2013]

Do they have any human flesh or blood in them?

[chill-lesbian2013]

Have any of you ever wanted to make the Zodiac from Gravity Falls out of text art? Well now you can

👓_❔

💔 _|_|_ ❄️

/ \

🌠 Y__/(Ô)\__Y 🐟

- -><- -

🦙 | | 🌲

🤚 ⭐️

It’ll look better as a text message I swear

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[yub-offical]

he just wants to be loved he's just a baby

[killer-offical]

he's like 4 years old

[chill-lesbian2013]

Just baby

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird

[chill-lesbian2013]

Still baby

[killer-offical]

he's a grown man for his age (probably), far from a baby

[chill-lesbian2013]

Baby

[killer-offical]

he's an ugly old man

[chill-lesbian2013]

I don’t believe that ugly part

Show him to me

[killer-offical]

[chill-lesbian2013]

Hell yea free bird pics

Either way he doesn’t look ugly to me

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[yub-offical]

he just wants to be loved he's just a baby

[killer-offical]

he's like 4 years old

[chill-lesbian2013]

Just baby

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird

[chill-lesbian2013]

Still baby

[killer-offical]

he's a grown man for his age (probably), far from a baby

[chill-lesbian2013]

Baby

[killer-offical]

he's an ugly old man

[chill-lesbian2013]

I don’t believe that ugly part

Show him to me

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[yub-offical]

he just wants to be loved he's just a baby

[killer-offical]

he's like 4 years old

[chill-lesbian2013]

Just baby

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird

[chill-lesbian2013]

Still baby

[killer-offical]

he's a grown man for his age (probably), far from a baby

[chill-lesbian2013]

Baby

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[yub-offical]

he just wants to be loved he's just a baby

[killer-offical]

he's like 4 years old

[chill-lesbian2013]

Just baby

[killer-offical]

hes a grown bird

[chill-lesbian2013]

Still baby

[killer-offical]

i gave my parrot some broccoli, and he tried to give me a kiss but i left immediately to get me some water, and when i came back, he wasn't eating his broccoli, just staring at me with sad eyes

[yub-offical]

he just wants to be loved he's just a baby

[killer-offical]

he's like 4 years old

[chill-lesbian2013]

Just baby

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[chill-lesbian2013]

Read this wrong and the first thing that came to mind was @satan-offical

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

ive gotta like kill you as per the request of an anon, idc if you'll die or not, everyone is immortal for some reason.

so I'm just gonna release this herd of angry chickens at you, they'll try to kill you, also they can't die and they always know where you are. they can telepathically communicate with other chickens to inform them to hunt you down.

I'm getting hit with the chicken version of the immortal snail

and just because I'm technically immortal doesn't mean I'm okay with dying

[killer-offical]

you won't die, they're just gonna hit you with their beak and they might steal body parts. especially finger nails

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh okay cewl

[supervillain-offical]

NOT COOL

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

it's okay I got that Ibuprofen on speed dial

[chill-lesbian2013]

Also didn’t I make u a vampire

Double immortal?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

did you? I don't remember my lore anymore

[chill-lesbian2013]

That bite mark on your wrist

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh yeahhhh. you'd think because I have a scar I'd remember

[chill-lesbian2013]

Either way ur double immortal