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@filing-cabinet-shadow
Hi! I am Private Mill ‘Cabinet’ Malone! Why my callsign is that? You’ll see! :3
I know everything
Hi! This is Chaos, the operator of @shadowcompanys-medic-beaks @private-mccarthy-the-shadow and @chaosgoblindoodles ! I hope you enjoy Private Malone as much as I do! Yes. I am the filing cabinet shadow anon. Enjoy and no NSFW asks please! (I am a minor.)
Guys...
I ate the forbidden again
If you want to talk to me....
I'll be in the bathroom
What’s the forbidden?
Oh!
I got a phone.
:)
I can send moth images!
Look!
Look upon my people while you perch upon the “porcelain throne” as Private McCarthy calls it.
:)
I-
Cool moth
Also it's dairy, I got into the cheese again.
Ah.
Tis a noble fate.
I tried cheese.
I like cheese.
Guys...
I ate the forbidden again
If you want to talk to me....
I'll be in the bathroom
What’s the forbidden?
Oh!
I got a phone.
:)
I can send moth images!
Look!
Look upon my people while you perch upon the “porcelain throne” as Private McCarthy calls it.
:)
*She wasn’t hidden inside a filing cabinet or folder for the first time in a long time and willingly standing in the middle of the mess hall with an arm full of tools that very obviously did not belong to her.*
*While some newer members of Shadow Company saw her and didn’t recognize her due to her reclusive nature and went to report her to their superiors, some sergeants started to walk over to tell her off about the inconsistencies in her uniform, such as her buttons being maple leaves and her rank pin being a lacewing moth that was vaguely shaped like her rank and could only pass from afar. More seasoned members sighed heavily and stopped them before explaining the senseless nature of Private Malone, and that it was of no use.*
*She continued to stand there, occasionally making conversation with a fellow private(who was definitely rather flabbergasted) while she waited for the guy who needed his tools to arrive.*
- @filing-cabinet-shadow
*walks into the mess hall, instantly noticing you standing there. He jogs over*
Ah, You foundz my toolz,
Zank you, Malone.
Ehm, may I azk why youz air not in ehm... formail attiair?
Itz preety butz I don't zink Graves would enjoy zis.
“This is my uniform! The uniform! A uniform!”
*she responded casually as she handed over the tools.*
*At first glance, yes, it was the SC uniform, until you looked closer and noticed the differences.*
“He said I’m allowed!”
*A nearby sergeant sighed and looked over.*
“Give it up, this is the best anyone’s going to get from her.”
*knocks on cabinet*
Ehm, Malone. Can I zpeak wiz you?
*waits*
Malone? Are you zair?
@ask-shadow-marx
*She burst out of the filing cabinet with a flurry of documents tumbling on out with her.*
“Present! Hi!”
*jumps back*
Ah, Bonjour!
A 'ave a favour to azk of you?
*Her eyes lit up happily and she grinned*
“Ooo! What kind of favor do you want to ask me?”
*she asked with a tilt of her head while she silently noted the use of French.*
Yez, I 'ave mizplaced zome ouf my toolz.
Zey should 'ave zteecky (sticky) written on zem.
You are good at finding zings, yes?
*She nodded along as they spoke before nodding energetically.*
“Yeah absolutely! I’ll check around base.”
Ah zank you
*She shrugged it off with a chuckle as she opened up a Manila folder.*
“Oh it’s no problem. I’ll pop up in the mess hall when I find em!”
*and she disappeared into the folder as she snapped it shut? What? THAT DEFIED PHYSICS! …so did the drawer thing. Shadow Company has some weird privates.*
*knocks on cabinet*
Ehm, Malone. Can I zpeak wiz you?
*waits*
Malone? Are you zair?
@ask-shadow-marx
*She burst out of the filing cabinet with a flurry of documents tumbling on out with her.*
“Present! Hi!”
*jumps back*
Ah, Bonjour!
A 'ave a favour to azk of you?
*Her eyes lit up happily and she grinned*
“Ooo! What kind of favor do you want to ask me?”
*she asked with a tilt of her head while she silently noted the use of French.*
Yez, I 'ave mizplaced zome ouf my toolz.
Zey should 'ave zteecky (sticky) written on zem.
You are good at finding zings, yes?
*She nodded along as they spoke before nodding energetically.*
“Yeah absolutely! I’ll check around base.”
*knocks on cabinet*
Ehm, Malone. Can I zpeak wiz you?
*waits*
Malone? Are you zair?
@ask-shadow-marx
*She burst out of the filing cabinet with a flurry of documents tumbling on out with her.*
“Present! Hi!”
*jumps back*
Ah, Bonjour!
A 'ave a favour to azk of you?
*Her eyes lit up happily and she grinned*
“Ooo! What kind of favor do you want to ask me?”
*she asked with a tilt of her head while she silently noted the use of French.*
*knocks on cabinet*
Ehm, Malone. Can I zpeak wiz you?
*waits*
Malone? Are you zair?
@ask-shadow-marx
*She burst out of the filing cabinet with a flurry of documents tumbling on out with her.*
“Present! Hi!”
Yo you doing OK? Haven't seen you in a while.
Hm? Oh! I am fine, just busy reorganizing all of the filing cabinets on base again!
[Chaos here. I’m quite alright, just out of my ADHD meds(which help me remember to post and such) and just coming off a really busy vacation in Orlando, Florida. Also, I have no asks. Lol. Thank you so much for the concern though, I appreciate it. :)]
Ah OK, that's good.
Hope the vacation was fun, and I can't imagine how being out of adhd mess would feel... because I'm not medicated-
Anyway I have someone for you to meet. He will send an ask soon.
[I can’t wait! And it’s not that bad without meds, I just feel scatterbrained and way more easily distracted by fun things than important things… like remembering to eat breakfast-]
Yo you doing OK? Haven't seen you in a while.
Hm? Oh! I am fine, just busy reorganizing all of the filing cabinets on base again!
[Chaos here. I’m quite alright, just out of my ADHD meds(which help me remember to post and such) and just coming off a really busy vacation in Orlando, Florida. Also, I have no asks. Lol. Thank you so much for the concern though, I appreciate it. :)]
*Loud and frantic scrambling before a poor sergeant gets jumpscared by Private Malone tumbling out of one of their filing cabinet drawers, she immediately starts running.*
“I’M ON MY WAY!!!”
*She has no idea where you are. She has not thought of this. She is just following her heart and obsessive desire to be around lamps.*
*pokes out from an overhead vent holding a lamp, where he got it and where it's plugged up who knows*
SCREECH!
*And she’s come to a stop! She cranes her neck upwards, just staring up at the lamp, the pupils of her human disguise becoming wider instead of smaller as she views the light, entranced.*
*You can even observe how the two disguised antennae are now tensed up in attention.*
*giggles*
*moves the lamp back and forth*
*Her head turns back and forth, her body swaying with the movements, never breaking focus.*
*clicks the lamp on and off*
*She gasps quietly, her hidden antennae twitching with each extinguishing and igniting of the lamp.*
*Then she reached upwards, as if she was making grabby hands for the lamp.*
*turns it on, lowering the lamp from the vent*
*She latched onto it gently, mesmerized by her newfound ability to grasp the lamp.*
*If you are to lift it back up, you will find that Private Cabinet is surprisingly light and will be lifted up as well.*
*lifts the lamp back up gently surprised at how little you weighed*
*swings the lamp back n forth like a rope swing*
*She held on okay, still staring at the light, her grip just a bit tighter.*
*Loud and frantic scrambling before a poor sergeant gets jumpscared by Private Malone tumbling out of one of their filing cabinet drawers, she immediately starts running.*
“I’M ON MY WAY!!!”
*She has no idea where you are. She has not thought of this. She is just following her heart and obsessive desire to be around lamps.*
*pokes out from an overhead vent holding a lamp, where he got it and where it's plugged up who knows*
SCREECH!
*And she’s come to a stop! She cranes her neck upwards, just staring up at the lamp, the pupils of her human disguise becoming wider instead of smaller as she views the light, entranced.*
*You can even observe how the two disguised antennae are now tensed up in attention.*
*giggles*
*moves the lamp back and forth*
*Her head turns back and forth, her body swaying with the movements, never breaking focus.*
*clicks the lamp on and off*
*She gasps quietly, her hidden antennae twitching with each extinguishing and igniting of the lamp.*
*Then she reached upwards, as if she was making grabby hands for the lamp.*
*turns it on, lowering the lamp from the vent*
*She latched onto it gently, mesmerized by her newfound ability to grasp the lamp.*
*If you are to lift it back up, you will find that Private Cabinet is surprisingly light and will be lifted up as well.*
*Loud and frantic scrambling before a poor sergeant gets jumpscared by Private Malone tumbling out of one of their filing cabinet drawers, she immediately starts running.*
“I’M ON MY WAY!!!”
*She has no idea where you are. She has not thought of this. She is just following her heart and obsessive desire to be around lamps.*
*pokes out from an overhead vent holding a lamp, where he got it and where it's plugged up who knows*
SCREECH!
*And she’s come to a stop! She cranes her neck upwards, just staring up at the lamp, the pupils of her human disguise becoming wider instead of smaller as she views the light, entranced.*
*You can even observe how the two disguised antennae are now tensed up in attention.*
*giggles*
*moves the lamp back and forth*
*Her head turns back and forth, her body swaying with the movements, never breaking focus.*
*clicks the lamp on and off*
*She gasps quietly, her hidden antennae twitching with each extinguishing and igniting of the lamp.*
*Then she reached upwards, as if she was making grabby hands for the lamp.*
*Loud and frantic scrambling before a poor sergeant gets jumpscared by Private Malone tumbling out of one of their filing cabinet drawers, she immediately starts running.*
“I’M ON MY WAY!!!”
*She has no idea where you are. She has not thought of this. She is just following her heart and obsessive desire to be around lamps.*
*pokes out from an overhead vent holding a lamp, where he got it and where it's plugged up who knows*
SCREECH!
*And she’s come to a stop! She cranes her neck upwards, just staring up at the lamp, the pupils of her human disguise becoming wider instead of smaller as she views the light, entranced.*
*You can even observe how the two disguised antennae are now tensed up in attention.*
*giggles*
*moves the lamp back and forth*
*Her head turns back and forth, her body swaying with the movements, never breaking focus.*
*Loud and frantic scrambling before a poor sergeant gets jumpscared by Private Malone tumbling out of one of their filing cabinet drawers, she immediately starts running.*
“I’M ON MY WAY!!!”
*She has no idea where you are. She has not thought of this. She is just following her heart and obsessive desire to be around lamps.*
*pokes out from an overhead vent holding a lamp, where he got it and where it's plugged up who knows*
SCREECH!
*And she’s come to a stop! She cranes her neck upwards, just staring up at the lamp, the pupils of her human disguise becoming wider instead of smaller as she views the light, entranced.*
*You can even observe how the two disguised antennae are now tensed up in attention.*
*Loud and frantic scrambling before a poor sergeant gets jumpscared by Private Malone tumbling out of one of their filing cabinet drawers, she immediately starts running.*
“I’M ON MY WAY!!!”
*She has no idea where you are. She has not thought of this. She is just following her heart and obsessive desire to be around lamps.*
holy shit if someone asks i did not just loose half of my uniform
*pops out of a nearby filing cabinet drawer*
“You did what?”
