people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?
Something like this?
thats right
WRONG
Bunnie
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?
Something like this?
thats right
WRONG
Bunnie
I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket
Excuse me while I look something up...
1.4 litres????
"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012
Last of all Hurin stood alone. Then he cast aside his shield, and wielded an axe two-handed; and it is sung that the axe smoked in the black blood of the troll-guard of Gothmog until it withered, and each time that he slew Hurin cried āAure entuluva! Day shall come again!ā Seventy times he uttered that cry, and he earned 7000 Attack and Strength XP for those kills. One of the orcs dropped 200 gold coins and a +2 mithril sword.Ā
a love song is legit a magical spell. except it will never ever work on the person itās intended for. it will give off like waves of pain towards certain random listeners but nothing more than that. weak level spell but a spell nonetheless
You canāt catch my heart with a sonnet
I wonāt love for a song
Poems wonāt win me
At least not for long
But sing to me anyway
Wonāt you sing to me anyway?
Sing to me now
Put the stars in my eyes
Paint the world with your words
Kiss my heart with your sighs
In the silence that follows
The romance may die
But sing to me anyway
Let us love for a while
And sing to me anyway
Obligatory truck I donāt trust reblog
i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction
Iām gonna propose āI guess you havenāt read the silmarillion then :/ā as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itās not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use
The Simarillion is a beast of a book. Who knows what all it contains D;
the more i look at the uk leg calendar, the more nonsensical this route becomes
me running through the house because as soon as i enter one room i forget what i wanted there until i go back to the room where i came from
i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
If youāre pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
Iām still proud of this post. Itās evergreen
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Grey-headed albatross chicks
Photo: George Day
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