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you say you won’t love me, i won’t love you neither.

[filteredpages]

i’ve given michael robeenmybitch some headcanons that would genuinely take out your average instagrammer.

[filteredpages]

it’s hard carrying the jessepark ship on my back all alone but fear not i’m willing to do it.

[roadkillfunerals]

[starryetoile]

clinically talking a shy inexperienced girl through getting strapped like “you’ll feel some pressure, but it shouldn’t hurt baby” and “deeeeeep breath for me, and out” as I push inside her

[darthdisasterous]

The problem with watching a show for one character is that you start to notice the actor’s quirks.

Say…. Like the fact that Jesse can frequently be seen tucking his tongue against his cheek while he wanders around.

Because, while I’m sure Ned doesn’t intend to make it look like Jesse has a very specific oral fixation, it looks like Jesse craves… something… in his mouth.

[laterkiss]

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[marshmize]

[darkly-desire]

[justsmth2]

if you need something I'll be on ao3

[filteredpages]

how it feels to write jesse x park the shark fanfic in a world where that ship is a rare commodity.

[tyranasauruslex]

Shout out to my two grumpy kings.

Do not make them have to deal with Baby Nurses/Doctors

[buttercupcallmeup]

i dont feel like finishing this if you get it you get it. saltburn