Perhaps what I really need is a girl to forcibly shove her stinky sweaty ass in my face
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Perhaps what I really need is a girl to forcibly shove her stinky sweaty ass in my face
Use me like a toilet 🥺 I'll take it so well plsplspls
The distinct lack of Cass has been a crime.
Show me my beloved lanky pale lesbian!
I had no clue we had Cass fans I will do my best to remedy this severe lack of Cass 🫡
Went looking because I didn't recognize who this was and...
Oh.
You did so good puppy!! That's a whole cake!!! You did it!!!
You worked really hard on it and it came out just fine. It fell a little bit, but that's still tasty cake!!!
I know you wanted it to be super pretty, and maybe next time it will be, but this time you still did a really good job and made a tasty cake.
Even if it didn't come out the way you wanted, I'm proud of you for what you did do.
...Not to be perceivable or anything, but...
I'm usually not much of a facefarting person at all, but for some reason I keep thinking about farting in a girl's face lately... More specifically, the idea of letting loose on a gross loser nerd of a girl is reeeaally appealing to me. I need her to enjoy every second of it, thinking to herself that this is exactly like all of those weird fanfictions and porn videos she's spent hours alone in her room stroking herself to. I need her to start getting a little too into it, gripping my thighs and trying to bury her face as deep in between my asscheeks as she can, inhaling as if her very life depends on it, begging me for more even if I get to a point where I don't have much left to release. UGH if only
I feel like we really sleep on the best part of farting: the facial expressions.
When they pause whatever they're doing and you can tell by the way their breath hitches and their eyes narrow that something big's about to come. The scrunch of a nose while they force it out, followed by the almost orgasmic rolling back of the eyes that makes you know it felt good. That little satisfied smile when they're proud of themselves, or that shit-eating grin when you berate them for how disgusting it was. Or even the discomfort on their own face if they get a whiff of those fumes.
You mean like-
if you are into scat you NEED to shit your pants and sit in it and act like everythings fine dude 😭🙏 quite literally heaven
question (trans people ONLY): what percentage of your wall (roughly) is covered by art, posters, shelving (etc)
0% (if you're weird)
10% - 20%
30% - 40%
50%
60% - 70%
80% - 90%
i have no wall space (100%)
you girls are makimg me so fucking sad. let me come over there with some command strips and a roll of poster paper. lets put crayon drawings on the walls. come on. please. im so sad for you all
i maybe shouldve specified girls not living with their parents or in spaces they dont have control over cus that kind of nullifies the point of thjs poll. im trying to get data on a very specific phenomenon among a very small subset of people. no offense to girls who dont have independence be it financial or otherwise i feel your struggle hard, it sucks, i just didnt write this poll with you in mind. but the cats out of the bag already. put up like a single poster it helps
and to everyone who has autonomy over their own spaces but has no posters or decorations up:
why
you can put things up . why do you have bare walls ? please explain im so confused by this phenomenon
Because I am broke, Miss Morrigan.
You can't make me draw men I refuse to draw men I will not draw a man and much less in a sexual situation
B A S E D !
I’m like if a pixie was a fleshlight
(See the uncensored on my twitter snd bluesky account)
Fuck you mean "if"
Pixies are, categorically, flashlights.
The primary use of a pixie is to shove your cock straight into them.
Causal messing without addressing has become more hot to me. Having a conversation and filling my panties? Not mentioning it and carrying on with the conversation — there’s something hot about that …
Imagine kidnapping a prince/princess as a spoil of war, just to turn them into your personal toilet slut. Everyone expects you to make them your bitch, for you to fuck them senseless and make them your own, but who could imagine that you'd turn them into a shit eating pig? The terror in their eyes the first time you'd sit on them, feeling them struggle and sob underneath your ass. Make them lick your dirty hole, make their tongue your new toilet paper. Your ass is their new god, and it should be worshipped as such. Make them thank you each time you fart in their face, have them beg for you to shit down their throat. Show everyone what you've reduced them to, no longer royalty. Hell, they're not even human. They're just your fucking toilet at this point.
Wanna watch a pretty girl poop her panties
thinking about...panties and messing...
they bulge out so nice, its hard to hide whats happening. seeing it grow and knowing theyre actively going is so fucking hot. someone crouching and ur looking at them like "???" until u see the Very Obvious Bulge pushing thru their panties. they frantically apologize bc they couldnt hold it and it was coming out but all u can do is ogle them. bonus points if they also pee🙏
Took a dump in my bunny's mouth today. So proud of her.
if you're making out with her puffy sweaty asshole and she needs to fart that is NOT an excuse to pull away
if you're making out with her puffy sweaty asshole and she needs to shit that is NOT an excuse to pull away
seeing shrek covering himself in mud in shrek one makes me understand scat send tweet
Replacing the mud in Shrek 1 with scat makes an already hot scene even hotter. The way that Shrek gargles it at the end... good lord. 🥵
Now what gets me is the log scene.
Because that shit doesn't move like the mud from the shower.
And we can see that these are both completely different textures and colors.
Mud flows, falls in slides not as chunks or heaps.
The conspicuous brown substance doesn't move like the mud we see, doesn't look like it either.
And what do we hear when it cuts to the scene?
Flies.
I'm not saying anything but...