Sarah

McAvoy in the Streets. Katya in the Sheets..

[filthandkrisis]

My anxiety gets so bad...

...that I can't even say the phrase "I'm not dead yet" without it feeling like my last ever statement.

[tumboy]

[pandaofmanyfandoms]

I CANT BREATHE

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

This whole movie was one giant pun

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[daily-mcu]

[27dragons]

I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widow’s “very specific skillset” is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widow’s superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.

She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows that’s why she’s there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldn’t work.)

And this is why she’s so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation — and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesn’t know how to manipulate a creature if it doesn’t have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that she’s used to using.

[memoirsofanedwardianadventuress]

This is a REALLY good character analysis of Natasha.

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[endangered-justice-seeker]

what a fucking hypocrisy

[ohtheclevernessofme1972]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

y'all so hungry for a straight white actress with lesbian top energy but too busy trippin over cate blanchett when cobie smulders been here this whole time

[chicademartinica]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[loathsome-jr]

Hnnrggh colonel im trying to keep a pair of jeans for more then 6 months but im dummy thick and the clap of my thighs keeps making holes

[evashandor]

BIG FUKKEN MOOD

[defydamage]

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Into the Spider-Verse + “I love you”

[cantinasband]

I was hesitant to even meet. I was like, ‘I don’t think what comes with a movie like that is anything that I can harness and hold. I’m too much of an introvert. I’ll just collapse.’ … But then they started talking to me about this film, and I was like, ‘Drat, this is the culmination of a lot of things I’ve wanted.’

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Update: they have three dogs now

[glyndarling]

Reblogging for the important update.

[imposterogers]

my entire attitude towards nick fury has shifted completely and i’m so glad. like yah he was a badass before but now that we canonically know he’s the absolute softest person in the room, its so much better. he swooned over a cute kitty. he immediately acknowledged that it meant a lot to him that carol came back to save him even tho he had sorta sold her out. he instantly had sympathy for the skrulls and when talos was injured, called him “friend” despite knowing him for such a short amount of time. after seeing what an amazing pilot maria was, he offered her a position at shield w no hesitation. he took in the space cat that blinded him in one eye and let her stay in his office. he basically named the avengers initiative after carol. i’m just??? he’s a sweetheart and i love it. 

[jammerjenny]

It also means that his dark and edgy facade that has been established over the past decade is really just him trying to look cool and not admit he lost his eye to a cat and thats the funniest shit ever

[tredlocity]

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

[frawgs]

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

[frawgs]

WAIT THAT MEANS

[samephonewhothis]

[king-monky]

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

a lifted truck

a lowered truck

those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

[tradicalskelly]

Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

[king-monky]

Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

[hexpress]

ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

CLOWNS.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION

[lesbiandgayy]

[nicetryhestillbi]