softer, worser, slower, weaker

nicole / 24 ain't this just a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[thequirkster]

If a Hamtaro game gives me the opportunity to use "stickie," I'm going to use it. That's just how it is. I will poke anyone and anything if "stickie," is an option. Not sorry about it one bit.

[tottokohamutaro]

@ the post above...

get Stickie'd!!!!

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[gayroytheory]

you ever get drunk on shit whiskey and hallucinate your best friend as a young woman telling you how stupid you are for not telling your sons necromancy is bad

[gayroytheory]

it be like that sometimes

[miki-sama]

primmadona worm... yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

[kineticsquirrel]

Every time I ask one of the Youths™ to explain “vibe check” to me they hit me with some kind of improvised weapon

[tuxedokit]

vibe check

[zim-kinnie]

[finalcross]

@roktronik @corporal-crazyone

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000.

[lazersnewurl]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Cold Steve Austin

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[finalcross]

@lord-tunderin

[tlirsgender]

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[necromaria]

Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

[necromaria]

Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.

[theocseason4]

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

[finalcross]

@roktronik @corporal-crazyone