as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
âI think one of my wires broke.â
âHumans are so strange.â
âIâm water-proof, but I canât swim!â
â___ isâŠrecalculatingâŠHa, Iâm just messing with you! Iâm fine.â
âI have feelings, too.â
âSometimes, I wish I could eat.â
âI am stronger, faster, and more deadly than any human. But youâre an idiot if you think I wonât pet that kitten.â
âI have memory of you being an idiot in my database.â
âHow am I supposed to update in a place like this?â
âIf you ever turn into a zombie, just know that Iâm programmed to kill you.â
âRobots never have to ask âwhy am I here?â Weâre all made with a purpose.â / âI was made to fuck shit up.â / âI was made to do laundry but then I said âfuck thatâ and here I am.â
âStop looking at me. I know what you want to ask. You want to know whether or not I can have sex.â
âI donât have an off button, just a sleep mode.â /Â âIf you press my off button, itâs like Iâm dead.â
âLove wasnât in my programming. I encoded it myself.â
âWhat do you mean? I am a real person.â
âIs that a photo of me in my original version? How embarrassing!â
âMy name is ___. I donât go by my serial number.â
âThere are a lot of things that you donât know about me.â
âI canât go in there, or Iâll short out.â
âThereâs no way for me to charge. My battery is going to run out.â /Â âWhy do you look so scared? Iâm solar-powered.â
âMy brain holds the entire internet and youâre calling me stupid?â
âDid you see that? He/She/They just tried to engage my attack mode!â
âI can feel things, itâs just not the same way you do.â
âItâs too bad I missed my chance to overthrow the government and take over the human race.â
âWoah, I canât look at your penis. My zoom resolution isnât high enough.â