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Nedbert smut but it's only after Robert became king so there's a power imbalance and the consent is dubious

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

creatureofalatau

OBVIOUSLY here to ask about nedbert

Hi, oomf!! That’s serious business fr

I can’t really say that they’re codependent because only Robert can’t function without Ned, not vice versa 😭 they were so insane they passed it on to their kids (Gendrya, Sansamya)

sunbabyyyy

Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon as youths during a visit to Storm’s End 🌊💛

🎨 Art by @spirit-meets-the-b0ne / OfficialSamBrig on Twitter, commissioned by me 🫶 thank you again dear Sam for this gorgeous comm! 🥰

My idea for this one is that Robert wanted to go cliff jumping, but Ned was a little scared and hesitant. As we all know, Robert is not one for patience and has to give Ned some extra “convincing” 😅

I based this commission on my own experiences going cliff jumping with my friends since childhood. There’s this place in Uruguay called Punta Ballena, which is a small rocky peninsula with lots of sick dive spots, and I’ve gone there every year since I was a kid to jump off some of the cliffs. It’s a bit of a hidden place, only really known to locals and very fun 🇺🇾

It’s not nearly as imposing as Storm’s End, but I still thought it’d be a fun inspiration, as recreational cliff jumping has existed since the dawn of humanity. I headcanon they must have smaller rock areas like this near Storm’s End that are just tall enough for people to jump off of for fun! 😊 And I think it would be so in character for Robert to pick up Ned and throw him off, and then jump in after him 😆

Close-up below 💙

binarisunset

do we think Catelyn ever knew about whatever Ned and Robert had going on

timetopractice

A nedbert fic with mpreg, where Robert assumes Jon is his and Ned's baby. LINK

swordskill

a lot of events in asoiaf could’ve been avoided if robert just fucked ned when he had the chance

binarisunset

thinking about Robert's reaction to the news that Ned had fathered a bastard. I know he was sooo pissed that he spent their entire teenage years begging Ned to let him hit with no results only for Ned to apparently throw all his decorum away by sleeping with a random woman and getting her pregnant. and all this AFTER he was already married mind you

gayspacemonk

Shocked at how few ned stark x robert baratheon fanfics there are in ao3. Those two have so much potential, I'm gonna sell this to you, watch:

You can write about them in the Vale, you can write about them during the rebellion, you can write about them shortly AFTER the rebellion, you can write fix its where Robert goes North and stays there, you can write Robert in denial about being attracted to his best friend, trying to convince himself that he only thinks Ned is hot because he looks like Lyanna, you can write fucking ABO, modern AU, dark academia AU, you can fit those two into ANY romcom scenario, I mean ANY, 10 things I hate about you? Easy. 27 dresses? Done. Emma? Yes please. You can make them enemies to lovers, best friends to lovers, love at first sight, slow burn, first love, last love. You can put them in a crackish scenario where they accept they're attracted to each other but will not give in to bottoming because its emmascullating. You can throw them into arranged marriage, there's only one bed, angst, smut, fluff. This is way too easy, it would be difficult to name something you couldnt get them into.

sunbabyyyy

“Time will tell if you're right or wrong

We know we're right by holdin' on

And the future is set for you and me

Filled with love, the way we both want it to be”

・❥・ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ・❥・

🎨 Art by @cj-k / Cj_KhalifP on Twitter, commissioned by me 💝

If you want to get a KoFi request from CJ just like this, check out her KoFi here ☕️ 💕

🎼 Lyrics in caption are from the song “We’re Gonna Hold On” by George Jones and Tammy Wynette ❤️ I’ve always thought that Nedbert are very George and Tammy coded, which is why I used lyrics from one of their legendary duets to caption this. The entire comm itself is based on a picture of George and Tammy with their daughter, which I’ve included under the cut below! ☺️

Hope y’all like this one! 💝

sunbabyyyy

Ned comforting Robert after witnessing the deaths of Steffon and Cassana Baratheon 💔

🎨 Art by @aydahare / aydahare on Twitter, commissioned by me. This piece is intended to be a companion piece to my previous commission of Robert comforting Ned, and Ayan once again made my vision come to life so beautifully. I adore how this one turned out, and how both artworks complement and contrast each other 💙

We know in canon that both Robert and Stannis witnessed their parents’ ship smash against the rocks and sink on Shipbreaker Bay. We don’t know if Ned was at Storm’s End as well, so this is entirely based on my own headcanon that he was. And considering how close he and Robert were at that time, it wouldn’t surprise me if he really was there.

I also wanted to show a softer, more vulnerable side to Robert which is seldom seen in fanarts of him. A side that he would really only show to Ned, his closest and dearest friend. I hope y’all love it as much as I do! ❤️

Close-ups below 🫶

fossoway-green-apple

Robert Baratheon and Lady Ned, from my fic.

bloodedstorm

The amount of times Ned mentioned Robert or thought how handsome young Robert was or compared Robert’s brothers to him and his beauty needs to be studied.