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Unintentional Insensitivities: The Telaflora Edition

Customer service e-mail re: Aunt Pauline’s funeral spray purchase: Hello there! Did Aunt Pauline enjoy their flowers? Please fill out our brief survey and leave us any comments/questions you may have.

Reply, Comment (optional): Ungrateful bitch didn’t even look at the damned flowers!

#unintentional insensitivities #customer service #fail #telaflora #funeral #flowers #the deceased are an ungrateful lot #personal #i'm paraphrasing of course #but still

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…you’re reading a rather heated scene between two characters named Josh and David, then BAM! out pops some dude named Craig.

engese31

Kind of like when you read a historical western and one of the cowboys gets hard in his jeans?

malady579

Cowboys did wear jeans,…

finalsighoftheday

Hmm… I don’t know the title of the book Emily is referring to, but I remember her describing it to me when she was all WTF about it. She said every other reference to pants was “trousers,” and it sounded an awful lot like Bonanza times to me, so, no… No jeans at the ready for that dude.

#historical #western #fiction #accuracy

That awkward M/M moment when...

…you’re reading a rather heated scene between two characters named Josh and David, then BAM! out pops some dude named Craig.

#ams #awkward #m/m #gay romance #reads #editors are your friends

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Chapter Seventeen

CHRISTMAS EVE

Several inches of snow covered Boston with at least a foot more predicted over the next week. The white fluff muffled the normal sounds of the city, turning buildings and cars into a real-life snow globe. But with the roads plowed and salted, city residents bundled up and continued on with their lives despite the freezing temperatures and Mother Nature’s white blanket. The sunset cast the cloudless sky in ribbons of pink, orange, yellow, and red. Long, dark shadows of buildings stretched over the rivers and bays like silent sentinels.

Nick switched the case of beer he held to his other hand and reached for Kelly’s free hand as Kelly knocked on the door to Deuce’s loft apartment. Kelly smiled at him and squeezed his hand gently. Nick grinned and tugged on Kelly’s fingers, pulling him closer so Nick could duck his head and press his lips to Kelly’s. Kelly hummed into the kiss, nipping at Nick’s lower lip before sliding his tongue into Nick’s mouth. As always, heat rose fast between them, and Nick had to tighten his grip on the case of beer so he didn’t drop it.

“Do you two really need to make out in the hallway?”

abiroux

When March comes, everyone is a suspect.

(8/8)

#ball and chain #everyone is a suspect #cut and run

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Kelly’s cell phone rang, and he dove for it, nearly collapsing with relief when he saw Nick’s number on the screen. “Hey, babe, I thought something had happened.” “Babe? How…affectionate.”

C&R Rising Star, Chapter Sixteen

Monday…

(via cnr-risingstar)

#C&R Rising Star #ch 16 #teaser

engese31

My Gif reaction to chapter fifteen Rising Star:

We start out with Nick looking a bit like this:

He is kind of out of it and is like:

and Nick see’s who it is and is like:

and then we get………………….giggles? So i’m a bit like:

and then…….Unremarkable? I’m sorry, what?

and then he starts talking and Nick is all:

and William is basically like, “yeah”

and then Nick focuses on those color changing eyes and he starts to count *sobs*

#christ that's hilarious #reaction post #rising star #ch 15 #engese31

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Chapter Fifteen

Consciousness came back in stages. Nick kept his eyes closed and his body still as awareness returned slowly. His head felt stuffed with cotton, his brain sluggish and aching. Pain receptors and nerves flared at various points in his body as he mentally felt his way around—shoulders, wrists, left knee, left hip, and the mother of them all, the back of his head. Nausea curled in his stomach, and his entire body was too heavy. He wanted to sink back into oblivion, but he fought the pull, desperate to figure out what’d happened.

He realized he was lying on a cold, concrete floor on his side. His arms were wrenched behind his back at an awkward angle and bound tightly with some sort of rope, which explained the pain in his shoulders and wrists. His ankles were also bound. He pushed against the panic that wanted to bloom at being tied up.

Again.

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“Oh, good. You’re awake. I was beginning to think I’d killed you too soon.” Nick froze at the familiar voice, his breath shorting out and his heart falling to his toes. “It was you all along?” His voice came out hoarse and thin.

C&R Rising Star, Chapter Fifteen

Meet our killer on Monday

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#C&R Rising Star #ch 15 #teaser

engese31

Rising Star Chapter Fourteen Gif Reaction:

We start out with Ty like:

Zane is all:

Ty and Nick’s conversation:

And seriously Ty? Again?

Ty’s Defense? “He was twitchy?”

THEN BOOM:

And Ty is suddenly all:

and just as suddenly we come to the logic that glasses immediately make Kels guilty…………real nice Ty:

And Randall’s phone call?

and I get distracted from my pain by mention of Del and Corbin!!!!!!!!!

and my feelings on “Uncle Randall”

and we end with:

#christ that's hilarious #reaction post #rising star #ch 14 #engese31

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“How much longer?” Ty huffed from the couch in Zane’s office. He’d thrown his arm over his eyes and sprawled out even though the couch wasn’t quite long enough for his frame. His body ached from the accident earlier, and all he wanted to do was take the world’s longest...