Crow’s Amazing Stuff

fic writer who has no idea whats going on (multifandom, they/any pronouns)

[eeriethacus]

Rewatched the perks of being a wallflower

[someone-trying-this]

Dear John Flanagan.

Your books have made my childhood, and I carry what they taught to these days.

I hope you find peace and comfort wherever you are, or wherever you believe you are.

Thank you for teaching us how to love ourselves even when we thought less of ourselves.

Rest in Peace

[kasikomedihc]

My girl's 💅

[aftgbinderzine]

It’s finally here! For Neil’s 39th birthday, we present Confidential: The Neil Josten Experience, aka… the binder! You can find the zine (for free) on Gumroad. Over 60 creators poured their love into this project, and it's now yours to use as your heart desires. Please enjoy <3

Confidential: The Neil Josten Experience

Please enter "$0 (zero)" for the dollar amount &lt;3Please do not donate to the zine! &lt;3This is the download page for the Confidential: T

[findingcrow]

psst, i did a piece for @aftgbinderzine !! it's being released march 31st, keep an eye out :D

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

[house-of-booklr]

Neil would wear this shirt despite being a pro athlete

[milocelium]

Wymack posting this in the foxhole court home lounge

[skoell]

🏙

[waffleaffogas]

things my coworkers have said as all for the game characters: (i wish i was making some of these up)

- neil: *typing on phone for a solid 10 minutes* sorry i just signed up for a half marathon

- seth (talking to neil): why you laughing at me josten? come back here! i’ll throw my chicken nugget at you!

- nicky: adele is the most singer ever

- neil: no AARON! if you let me finish my fucking sentence AARON!

- nicky: i can’t marry you because you’re straight but can i like.... keep you?

- literally everyone: where do you live???

neil: i don’t

- jean to neil: you eat like a bitch

- neil and andrew in their matching jackets: please don’t call it a pimp coat

- kevin: you’re the bane of my existence

nicky: wait isn’t that a good thing? no i’m pretty sure it's romantic, i heard it on bridgerton!

[waffleaffogas]

my FAVORITE line of the original trilogy will always be in the first book after neil hitchhikes back from columbia and tells andrew "i’m nothing. i’ll always have and be nothing" and andrew fucking eidetic memory minyard takes that and RUNS with it. the whole "this is nothing" "i want nothing" doesn't start till AFTER that conversation. andrew thinks he’s sooo smart and neil is just clueless lmao.

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[palmettoshenanigans]

- David Wymack

[la-crospa]

mama's boy

[s-hanna-h]

sad times

[oceanichymns]

Jean-Yves Moreau's Reasons to Live

[ravens-play-exy-too]

We all know that Andrew “is your spine the spine of righteous” Minyard is one of the most dramatic bitches alive,,, which implies one of two things:

1. he comes up with this shit on the spot

2. he plans his shit out

—which inspired this cursed exchange about andrew’s habits with birl ( @deus-ex-knoxina ) and I

[dustisus]

andrew has the ability to shut neil up like no one else and i just know kevin wishes he would use it for good. like kevin was there to see neil sitting quietly staring at the floor for an hour after the whole ”doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you” convo. he knows andrew could drop a bombshell 2 minutes before an interview and kevin could have a moment’s peace. but andrew loves hates neil’s shit-talking mouth too much to ever do that

[pandoramarsh]

Andrew: "Don't come crying to me when someone breaks your face."

Neil, after Baltimore: *comes back with a broken face*

Andrew: