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season two jaha be like:
PART SIX of things my coworkers have unironically said as aftg characters:
- laila: oh that's not how you spell author, it's "au."
cat (excitedly stares into the distance): AU....
- allison probably: i like to put a sewing needle through my finger going 90 miles an hour like the good lord intended
- jeremy: they only gave us "canary" yellow, i want "radioactive waste" yellow
- jeremy: i just want socks that don’t stress my soul laila: (loud gasp from across the room) PUT YOUR ANKLES AWAY
- aaron when the FBI returned neil to them: oh wait i spoke too soon, the government is NOT nice
- wymack: you’re neurotic.
neil: what is that? like narcotics?
- matt: i would never pull a gun on someone
supportive bff neil: i would! i’ll pull out a glock!
- jeremy: the fourth is not with me... i am luke and today is darth vader (recorded on may the fourth)
- neil: i have the object permanece of a goldfish and the patience of an elephant i can and will just keep running around for hours
ryland grace's color scheme in the phm movie being the aroace flag means so much to me. like genuinely the costume designer did an amazing job. especially his white, blue, and yellow striped socks oh my gosh. i just love him and the representation!
EDIT: yes, i’m aware this wasn't on purpose and is just fannon but i still love it okay
do you think neil, delirious from blood loss, sleep deprivation, and brainwashing, ever saw the three on jeans jersey while in the nest and called out for andrew
hey so what the fuck
Did you at least kiss the brick before throwing it
Do you think he also wanted to reach out for that ‘3’ during those awful times but even in his terrible state, he always remembered that Andrew hated to be touched and so he didn’t allow himself to? Do you suppose—-
does anyone have any good aftg fic recs??? i have a couple raven!neil ones downloaded but i’m really in the mood for some good kevaaron or even non-romance centered fics.
Headcanon that, after years on the run, Neil develops an inhuman ability to spot anyone watching him (especially cameras). It's usually when they are out and a fan spots them or some reporters trying to get a story, but it also happens during press time after games; the main camera pointing at them as the reporter asks them questions and Neil can't help but notice that other one in the back from another News channel filming even if it's not their turn yet.
Neil can't help the anxiety spike triggered by trauma and years of hiding, so when he usually hides behind Kevin and Kevin will take the spotlight without arguing understanding of Neil's reaction. It's always discreet with them, but if Kevin is not there, Neil tends to hide behind Matt.
It takes Matt a few times to understand what's going on, but after a few incidents of Neil suddenly stopping talking and moving to Matt's side, he starts to spot the cameras and realise what's going on too. But he isn't like Kevin, just accepting his role as a human shield. No, Matt starts smiling at whichever camera Neil is running away from and sticks his tongue out. Every time.
It goes low-key viral and it's one of the first things to pop up if you google Matt.
Years later, after Kevin and Matt graduate, Neil gets the feeling someone is filming him again and his first instinct is to hide. There is a really weird moment when Neil realises Matt's not there but instead of using another person as a shield, Neil looks directly at the fan's camera, smiles and sticks his tongue out in Matt's honour.
A few days later, Matt sends him a screenshot of that moment with the message "haha, miss you buddy".
It becomes their thing and they both do it whenever they spot a camera they shouldn't. Neil isn't sure when it happened but he slowly stops feeling the anxiety and is eager whenever he spots a camera because he gets the chance to do it again and knows he'll see Matt a few days later doing the same thing.
There are hundreds of compilations of them sticking their tongues out. It becomes a well known inside joke in the exy world; Matt Boyd and Neil Josten being best friends.
this is him by the way 😂
i think my favorite thing about the "you were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs/im not a hallucination/you are a pipe dream" part in aftg is that it implies that Andrew had such vivid hallucinations from the drugs that he had reason to believe Neil was one and he was just going insane or that the drugs corrupted his view of people and he had the paranoia that they might make him do things he otherwise wouldn't do and just..... oh my sweet baby. he’s so small and sad and i love him
incredible things happening on reddit right now
things my coworkers have said as aftg characters PART FIVE: (half of these happened in the same conversation)
- kevin: alah may judge but so do i
- jeremy: sometimes you just want some oobleck on your toes
- wymack: dying is not in my job description
- jeremy to jean: you deserve a dead wife montage
- aaron: personally i don’t prefer opioids
- kevin: if something dislocates: sneak attack it
- nicky: this day old melted frosty abandoned in the lobby of a college dorm is emo as hell
- kevin: everyone around me keeps going to the hospital and i really don’t appreciate that... just be healthy
- twinyards: if i was slavik i would be a lot more interesting (yes this is a short joke)
- nicky: wait, how are you supposed to tutor a ghost??
I already wrote how we don’t talk enough about Jeremy just being a good guy but with Nora’s recent posts (and the suicidal song) what if Jeremy is so good to everybody is because we wants to be remembered as a good guy; a captain to Champion-winning Trojans, a guy who cares about others, who helps others and not as a man who was at an orgy when his brother killed himself.
He wants to leave the place - and the people - around him better than he found it.
He knows it will all end after he graduates, he already made mistakes, so at least he will clean up after himself and then some
putting this quote in a new light :((( i always assumed he meant last year of Exy but maybe he really meant last year ever.... as much as it would hurt i’m now obsessed with a Jeremy su!c!de arc
"Your light will shine when all else fades"
"please be kind to jeremy!!!" lol nah
TBC is going to be so painful.....
aftg hc:
Allison still gets flack from the media and other players about how she still dresses and acts like the heiress she was raised to be. One morning after a great match, the media is running some BS story about Allison's flashy nail polish or extensions or something and the foxes are NOT accepting this at all. The game every fox (including the monsters) are flashing their freshly painted nails at the media and giving death glares to every reporter because only THEY get to give Allison shit about her money.
Do yall ever think about Kevin, who is majoring in history, having classes about different forms of opression, about how torture, humiliation, isolation and division are used to control others?
While all his classmates talked about It all as such a distant thing, did Kevin look at It all and saw his reality?
Or even worse, did the first time someone ever told Kevin no human should belong to another was at a college class? Was that the first time Kevin ever learned people (including him) should have rights? Or the first time he ever found out torture isn't really a part of everyday life?
Or did he learn about things like 'cult of the leader', which is a predominant characteristic in many dictatorships, and looked at his side, to the boy he called King and had to kneel for, and wondered If that was really fair?
Did the first time Kevin ever understood how badly he and Jean were manipulated and mistreated was at a class? Did all his knowledge serve for nothing when It mattered?
manifesting a kevin day redemption arc (5 minutes of him being moderately okay)
things my coworkers have said as aftg characters part 4: (i have weird coworkers)
- neil in TKM: this is kind of a nightmare... wait never mind i’m awesome and everything is awesome and i’m winning
- aaron probably: when i was younger the thought of being kidnapped was really appealing to me
- aaron explaining neil to others: he never got ptsd from actual stuff he just got shot, you know?
- aaron: everyone strips their way through med school
- TFC andrew: well at least kevin has exy, you (neil)... well you don’t have anything to live for
- nicky probably: i know what battery acid tastes like and you don’t
- kevin: write this down: shut up
- the foxes trying to comfort nicky: do you want a snack? nicky: snack 🥹? foxes: yeah a snack! nicky: yes 🥹
- TFC neil: i’m five three they could throw my ass across the court
- neil: i got accused of being the antichrist once...
Thinking about how Jean will stay pro for longer than he should. Kevin will retire first, his body will give out but he will have made enough money to pay back his debts. Andrew will retire shortly after, his promise to Kevin fulfilled but he will still show up to every one of Neil's games. Without Kevin and Andrew, Neil will play for a few more years before he joins Andrew. All three of them will be immortalized in the Exy hall of fame and still be public figures.
But Jean? Jean's body gave out years ago. Only Jeremy knows how much recovery is needed after every game. Only Jeremy knows why Jean was still playing. The morning after Neil's retirement is publicized Jean turns his jersey in. No big announcement, no statement from him, he's just gone. Never seen on the court again. His misplaced forever partner no longer needs him at his side. He's done, he can finally rest.