Have you seen my son?

The name's Allie and that's about it. she/they

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[bamsara]

anyway, my fatass cat just laid down on my plate of pizza rolls and ranch

[bamsara]

why did you do this

[whimsyprinx]

,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying

[whimsyprinx]

@ribbonmiku this is funnier thank my actual post, abshjd thank you

[rat-with-coffee]

:(

[lovesetsu]

yummy

[lovesetsu]

my bad, that was the wrong version, this is the worse one

[sallychanscraps]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[sallychanscraps]

my sweet Binch…..

[sallychanscraps]

well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

this cant be happening……

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

i don't go here but shsbsusbakwlshej

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i’m in awe of her

[notkatniss]

[clusterb-itch]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[indiemovies]

You do what you love and fuck the rest.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (2006) dir. Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris

[safifesse]

based off this 1917 ad but I made it lesbian 

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

hamlet, bouncing onstage for his fifth unwanted soliloquy of the day:

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video?? 

[radicalreal]

Got premium so no idea what y'all are talking about.

[dashaibo]

[empathviv]

[valtsv]

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

[valtsv]

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post