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i don’t have time to feel weird about this. independent & highly selective original character. written & loved by ash. must be 21+ to follow / interact. read rules & about before following.
‘that’s a rhetorical question, right?’ one hand moves to wipe sweat from his forehead, other hand firm on the butt of the grungy shovel. ‘oh, you mean with the digging. i thought you meant mentally. yeah, i could use some help,’
you need some help? @sharpestpetals.
* K. ANDERSON.
“ Get that fucking camcorder out of my face, I didn’t sign any waivers to be in your stupid video. Besides, low left? The worst angle for me. Get taller. ” He nearly slaps the recording device from his face. “ HEY, I’m only doing this because you’re a FRIEND and as a friend I care about your financial wellbeing, not because I believe in any of this stupid shit. You need content, right? So … CONTENT. ” He waves a hand at the abandoned building, set for demolition fifteen years ago. A series of ‘ mishaps ’ and then inevitable inflation of the market prevented that from happening and buyers backed out – leaving the hospital to rot into the ground. Cracked windows, overgrown foliage, dirt covered glass … and one giant padlock that had rusted down to nothing years ago. “ I used to work here years ago … looks about the same. It had a bad rep, like, if YELP were a thing it would have been a solid 2 star hospital. ”
and yet, he questions why they’re friends every single time he’s in town. ‘don’t act all high and mighty just because your shoes add 2 inches,’ fin only swings the camera away from beck and toward the building behind him so that the other man didn’t get any ideas about breaking the thing ( fin wouldn’t put it past him ). he hadn’t heard of this place before the other man brought it up. stack of research sat on fin’s dining table back home, a folder dedicated to the hospital set to private on his laptop’s front screen. he takes a moment to zoom in, stop on each broken window, getting filler footage for the content that would come out of this visit. ‘has anyone told you how thoughtful you are? no? shocker,’ fin moves further toward the building. its walls are high, but he thinks he sees a window he could climb in, if he got enough height. ‘help me up, i’m gonna climb through,’
ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃⁿ ᵃˡⁱᵉⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᴱᵃʳᵗʰ
ᵃᵇᵈᵘᶜᵗᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵐᵉʳᶜʸ ©
ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ !! ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟʟ, ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ – ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴏᴍᴇ ♡ ?? ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ x-ʀᴀʏ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴀᴄᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴢᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ɴᴏᴡ.
𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕/𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚌. 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎. CARRD. ©
✰ — — * THE OFFICE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ plan a was marrying you a long, long time ago. pretty much the day i met you. ’ ‘ you have no idea what your friendship means to me. ’ ‘ would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ’ ‘ when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that. ’ ‘ not ‘enough’ for me? you are… everything. ’ ‘ now that i have your attention… MONEY! ’ ‘ what is a two-way petting zoo? ’ ‘ welcome to hotel hell. check-in time is now, checkout time is never. ’ ‘ i shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like beat him up for me. you should just do it. ’ ‘ i feel god in this chili’s tonight. ’ ‘ don’t fall in love with me, kid. ’ ‘ what exactly is my responsibility here? to comfort insecure heterosexual men? that can’t possibly fall on me. ’ ‘ who is justice beaver? ’ ‘ so i received my first valentine from a secret admirer. roses are red, violets are blue… it’s time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too… ’ ‘ that’s what she said! ’ ‘ i’m running away from my responsibilities. and it feels so good. ’ ‘ doesn’t matter because i’m going to take a nap. ’ ‘ i’m an adult. i don’t have to think or do anything! ’ ‘ i’m dead inside. ’ ‘ i’m such a stupid idiot. nobody likes me. ’ ‘ i understand… nothing. ’ ‘ no, god, please, no. no! no! noooo! ’ ‘ i’m not superstitious, but i am a little stitious. ’ ‘ no, i’m not gonna cry over it. i did that in the car on the way over here. ’ ‘ yeah, i have a lot of questions. number one: how dare you? ’ ‘ if you break that girls heart, i will kill you. it’s just a figure of speech… but seriously, if you break that girls heart, i will literally kill you and your entire family. ’ ‘ occasionally i’ll hit someone with my car. so sue me. ’ ‘ i think even then i knew i was waiting for my wife. ’ ‘ there’s too many people on this earth. we need a new plague. ’ ‘ just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. ’ ‘ don’t. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ you ignorant slut! ’ ‘ i really should have a tweeter account. ’ ‘ i am beyoncé. always. ’ ‘ sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way. ’ ‘ identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year! ’ ‘ well, well, well, how the turntables… ’ ‘ blink once if you want me to pull the plug. ’ ‘ you’re paying way too much for your worms, man. who’s your worm guy? ’ ‘ you don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis. ’ ‘ well, happy birthday, jesus. sorry your party’s so lame. ’ ‘ you wanna hear a lie? i… think you’re great. you’re my best friend. ’ ‘ webster’s dictionary defines wedding as: the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. ’ ‘ st. patricks day is the closest thing the irish have to christmas. ’ ‘ and i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do. ’ ‘ where are the turtles?! ’ ‘ i have cause. it’s be-cause i hate him. ’ ‘ i’m an early bird and i’m a night owl. so i’m wise and i have worms. ’ ‘ you know what they say, ‘fool me twice, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’ ’ ‘ i don’t talk trash, i talk smack. they’re totally different. ’ ‘ i’m hot, you’re hot. let’s get poppin’. ’ ‘ do you think that doing alcohol is cool? ’ ‘ i have very little patience for stupidity. ’ ‘ hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. cause of your butt. ’ ‘ sometimes i feel like everyone i work with is an idiot. and by sometimes, i mean all times. all the time. every of the time. ’ ‘ i love catching people in the act. that’s why i always whip open doors. ’ ‘ presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. it’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘hey man, i love you this man dollars-worth.’ ’ ‘ wow, it’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think? ’ ‘ well, just tell him to call me as asap as possible. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. that’s why it’s called a joke. ’ ‘ i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. ’ ‘ all i know is that every time i’ve been faced with a tough decision, there’s only one thing that outweighs every other concern. one thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew. every instinct, every rational decision… love. ’ ‘ no matter what happens, you’ve got to forget about all the other stuff. you’ve got to forget about logic and fear and doubt. you’ve just gotta do everything you can to get to the one person who is going to make all this worth it. at the end of the day, you gotta jump. ’ ‘ i talk a lot, so i’ve learned to just tune myself out. ’ ‘ are you trying to hurt my feelings? because if so, you are succeeding. fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal person. ’ ‘ it’s britney, bitch. ’ ‘ i didn’t say it, i declared it. ’ ‘ i know a few things about love. horrible, terrible, awful… awful things. ’ ‘ society doesn’t care. society sucks. i don’t even consider myself a part of society. ’ ‘ i don’t care what they say about me. i just want to eat. ’ ‘ well, i just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us. ’ ‘ i’m boring myself just talking about this. ’ ‘ i don’t care what he says, this is not the real ben franklin. ’ ‘ he put my stuff in jell-o again. ’ ‘ i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ’ ‘ if you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ’ ‘ sorry i annoyed you with my friendship. ’ ‘ why are you the way that you are? ’ ‘ the doctor said if i can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, i’m going to die… i’m going to die. ’ ‘ i am single now. what we have here is the ultimate smackdown between me and the crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. ’ ‘ whenever i’m about to do something, i think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, i do not do that thing. ’ ‘ i should have burned the place down when i had the chance. ’ ‘ come on, guys. early worm gets the worm. ’ ‘ oh my god! okay, it’s happening! everybody stay calm! everybody stay calm! stay fucking calm! ’
* C. LOVE. @meddled.
lottie had been intrigued by finley’s work. while it wasn’t personally the type of media they liked to consume, it was precious to see the little kids talked about them. some of them had found their way around lottie’s legs, a little nervous in their costumes. lottie assured them it would be all right and sent them off to play until the event was ready. they seemed to toddle off, worries soon forgotten as they reached the first station with candy.
there’s a bright smile that spread across their features. lottie had compete faith that finley find them once he got here, the pink hair was not a subtle trademark in any respect. “ it’s nice to meet you. ” charlotte found themselves saying, setting down some of the decorations and shaking his hand. “ we’re so glad that you agreed to it ! the children love you. well, the ones that really understand what you do, ” a pause, with a loose shrug, “ the younger ones just think it’s cool you fight bad guys. ”
most of finley’s content was blocked from children younger than 14 ( there wasn’t really much he could do to keep tweens from watching his videos ). still, this is proof that you can’t keep kids from anything, and these wouldn’t be the first to think that fin was some sort of superhero who fought off the villains. he supposed that was partly the case, but never would he call himself a hero. ‘more than happy t’help,’ blush creeps slowly into pale cheeks at lottie’s gratitude, the man shaking their hand before sliding them firmly into the pockets of his jeans.
‘where should i, uh... go? do? i’ve only done something like this once. stuttered through my entire speech, too,’ fin shakes his head, glancing around the center, at the decorations and the children running around as their parents indulged in adult beverages. ‘don’t worry, i practiced way more this time,’ smile is either charming or awkward, or perhaps both. ‘oh, let me help you with that,’ he finally acknowledges the box of decorations charlotte had placed on the between them chair. he picks it up and looks at them expectantly. ‘lead th’way,’
* D. TORRANCE.
oh, so he’s certifiable, then. he feared that answer, that this guy had little to no clue what lingered in the dark, not really. ( 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 – 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 ), of course he would have to. after all, he’s still alive – perhaps from LACK of a glimmer to turn the HAT towards him. he looks long at the other man, feeling that dead serious nature to him – even if he hadn’t really the sense he had the right idea. KILLING this … hungry, vacant, violent MONSTER was the best course of action. “ no, you’re probably right. you don’t have anything they want. ” part of this comes from below, in that deep part of him. and he UNDERSTANDS, that things like that, they only lasted with cooperation. they probably had money, if not connections. it unnerves him, the dread only grows.
“ do you got any ideas on how to do that ? ” his own mind turns, remembering that this guy had … fans, an audience. perhaps something could be done with that ? get their attention with SOMETHING THEY WANTED. he shifts the folder of horror back to it’s curator.
‘damn — i thought my dashing good looks would be enough to lure them in,’ disappointed click of his tongue is given as fin gladly takes the folder back from dan ( truth be told, the way he looked at it made finley think this conversation hadn’t been a great choice, but it’s too late now ). lanky fingers flip through the pages again, as if he was going to find a connection he missed the first ten times he’s looked at the flyers and the articles and the maps. ‘does that mean you know what they want?’ questioned up to dan, one brow raised in curiosity. it seems like the other man is holding out on finley, like he has quite a wealth of information that he hasn’t decided he wants to give out yet. ‘uh... gun?’ fin suggests with a shrug. ‘i also have a machete. any suggestions, though, are greatly appreciated,’
* G. LYSIMACHIA. @elskcv.
❝ you usually didn’t. ❞ and it’s not said to upset him, nor to voice any kind of displeasure. as a doll, gaea is aware it must have been much easier to pay and have someone just know what he needs. with him not pulling away ( he would if he wanted to; he’s not the type to put up with anything he doesn’t want to ), he doesn’t realize the floodgates he’s opened. because whether he believes it or not, she has been thinking about him. like her husband, like v. these people she cares about and wishes she could help but refuse to let her ( or, in wilde’s case, don’t remember they can ). she comes to stand more in front of him, not removing the hand on his arm but also placing one on his chest. she’s touching him, not because of pay or because it’s her job but because she wants to. she hopes finley realizes that. ❝ i have a set up … upstairs. ❞ and she hasn’t used it because plugging in feels far more intimate now, with all her memories returned to her. gaea isn’t sure why the mind wipes were undone but she can’t help but appreciate that they are, that she can look at him and know him. ❝ if it’s easier that way, we can do it. but i think you know i’ve always been happy with what you’ve given me. ❞ she tilts her head to the side. ❝ i know i was a doll. i know you paid for me. but i hope i was able to make you feel normal and make it feel like it was … more. ❞
her touch feels like fire against his chest, igniting something inside that had not be aflame in years. part of him starts to panic, the part that wants this, that wants her hands to slide under his shirt again, to help him forget anything and everything outside of this one moment. it isn’t hard to tell that he’s vulnerable, suddenly, and finley feels pathetic as his eyes slide close. dark brows crease inward, adam’s apple bounces as he swallows down a mouthful of saliva. he wonders if she can feel his heartbeat against her palm.
it’s almost unfair, understanding that gaea knows more about him than he did her. because that had been her job — reaching into fin and extracting his deepest desires, making sure he was taken care of in the exact way he needed to be. when finley’s eyes open again, he’s staring down at gaea. when he moved further towards her, he doesn’t know, but he’s close enough now to see small specks of freckles faded across the bridge of her nose. ‘if i say yes, then what?’ he finally mutters, both afraid and irritated that he’s in this spot right now. ‘what happens after?’ eyes search across gaea’s features, but he doesn’t know what he’s looking for. ‘i walk out of here like nothing happened, right?’ he’s not sure if he can do that, this time.
* AURELIA.
❝ What is… this You Tube? ❞
𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙸𝙻𝚃𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴, large blue eyes looking up at him expectantly. When it comes to technology, Aurelia has no knowledge of it. She doesn’t try to understand but asks all the same. Is it important to him? She wants to show some form of support, whatever that may be even if she’s completely clueless.
‘oh, uh...’ he isn’t sure why he’s so surprised she doesn’t know what youtube is. being on the internet has made him forget that not every single person was obsessed with being online. plus, she hasn’t experienced what humans have over the years. fin pulls out his phone, opens the red app, shows her the beginning of one of his videos. ‘it’s a place to share... content? there’s all kinds of stuff on there,’
* P. CAROLYN
[ 📱 → fin 👻 ] don’t get fussy with me, stevens. [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] BoJack showed up drunk at my door again. [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] i swaer to god, he thinks this is the scene in Say Anything. [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] *swear [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] you know the one. with the boom box? anyways. [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] this version is him playing A Song About Apples by Reggie Watts as loud as he can on his cell phone, while telling me to “think about the subtext!” [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] so, be a doll and get me a latte, will you? i’ll venmo you. 💋 [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] i’m dropping him off at his house and then i’ll be over. [ 📱 → fin 👻 ] i refuse to babysit.
[ received — carolyn 👑 ] god why do you put up with that guy [ received — carolyn 👑 ] nevermind it’s none of my business [ received — carolyn 👑 ] i’ll get you a coffee, but i won’t be responsible for how much’ve it’ll be gone by the time you get here.
just some bodyclaim references for you on this fine sunday.
My MOM was young. My DAD was older, but he had a CUSHY job, money, came from a good family. So they bought a NICE house at the end of the cul-de-sac and started their NUCLEAR family. ― carrd / loved by mercy.
i’m gonna revamp theme / doc, so feel free to come and plot <3
FOUR WORD PHRASES.
— ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY MUSE TO MULTIS.
“I already said no.”
“And what about it?”
“Who wants to know?”
“I love you too!”
“That tastes like garbage.”
“How’d you get here?”
“You need a ride?”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“You need some help?”
“I’m perfectly fine, thanks!”
“Just let it go!”
“Hey, don’t walk away!”
“Put that back now!”
“I’ve had about enough.”
“Will you marry me?”
“Here, take a sip.”
“How does that feel?”
“Good to see you.”
“Don’t give me that!”
“Please, just stay tonight.”
“Thank you very much.”
“Oh no, you didn’t.”
“Let your hair down.”
“Quick! Out the window!”
“Not on your life.”
“I miss you too.”
“Clean as a whistle.”
“What do you say?”
“Throw in the towel.”
“Put the gun down!”
“Give me the knife.”
“My lips are sealed.”
“The door is locked.”
“Can we fix it?”
“That’s not my job.”
“I have a request.”
“What did you say?”
“I think I’ll manage.”
“I am not afraid.”
“One more drink, please.”
“You won’t marry me?”
“How about a kiss?”
“Oh, just shut up.”
“I know, I know!”
“I want to cry.”
“Son of a bitch.”
“Just leave me alone.”
“You are so beautiful.”
“True love never dies.”
“For old times sake.”
“Take off your clothes.”
BILL HADER + most chaotic moments
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