I have an open bag of sour gummy worms on my desk and an absolute refusal to grade these essays until it’s empty. Consider this an open invitation to come distract me, or at least come steal some candy so I’m forced to actually do my job.
Damn, sorry, I don't think I can help you. Now, if you said you had a bag of Sour Patch Kids, that'd be a super different story and I'd almost have to come over and nab some from you. But, hey, at least your candy's safe!

















