finn

finnley, 23, queer they/them

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[nickl-art]

this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[my-little-world-of-sunlight]

Guess where my horse slept last night

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

Collecting

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

More

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[cuunos]

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

[cuunos]

you don't have to do that. you can just not do that

[eddieintheocean]

:D they can do more :D (x)

[poisonseller]

Do you fucking mind

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

BUG 🦞 BUG

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

I never got answers and this genuinely haunts the corridors of my sleep at night

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[algrenion]

this video has been all that i think about for days now

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball