i don't even know who the chronic lady is

[samevans-wmu]

What happened the other two years?? Dude. If I ever won the lottery I would SO be out of school, buy a huge plot of land, and rescue and take care of ALL the animals! There will be a gym and arcade there, too because they're a must!

If you move around some to the music and aren’t a complete statue you’ll do fine! Waaaaay better tips, too.

[finnocence-wmu]

Just couldn't swing the money. Mom says it's cause I eat out too much, but I think it's the fact that Sheets 'n Things pays like nothing. Hell yeah, hitting the jackpot would be so sweet. I'd buy like a car, maybe a boat. Maybe buy my mom a house. I'd love a gym and arcade! I guess it depends on the amount you get in the jackpot.

Cool thanks for the vote of confidence, dude. I will totally not be becoming a male stripper.

[finnocence-wmu]

How tall are you, exactly?

6'3" and a half thank you very much.

[wmuhunterclarington]

Oof three years in a row? That's rough. But I can say that strippers most definitely need to know how to dance. In fact it's kind of a prerequisite. Or well at least know how to give a lap dance or do some hip thrusts. You got that in you?

[finnocence-wmu]

That's what I get for working at Sheets 'n Things. But I'm not really good at anything else. 'Sides football.

I mean, I guess I can do that. Just wiggle on their lap? Or do girls like it a different way...

[finnocence-wmu]

@wmucody: The drums? I'm so jealous.

My mom thought it would be a good outlet for my "teen angst." But it's not too hard. The music department has some sets if you wanna come bang on them with me.

Wait, that sounded weird. I could, uh, show you what I've learned if you want.

[finnocence-wmu]

@samevans-wmu: We should jam sometime. And soon!

Hell yeah, man! What do you play? I know a great spot in the music department. The rooms are soundproof so you can play as loud as you want.

[giselle-archive]

How did you wind up missing the trip? But no, I don't think male strippers need to know how to dance. They basically just rip their shirts off and do a little pelvic thrust, and that's about it.

[finnocence-wmu]

No money. Minimum wage at Sheets 'n Things barely covers my food. Thank god, my scholarship covers the rest of my school stuff.

Oh that's good! I think I can handle that. Is, uh, is that what you'd want from a male stripper?

[wmufranniefabray]

...Dare I ask why you had to miss Spring Break? Or is that detail left unsaid purposefully?

Truth be told, I don't think I would consider myself an expert on strippers. I'm not even sure I've been in the company of one before. But from my imagination, I'm thinking having loose hips and a groovy way of busting a move might be important. Why? Can you not dance?

[finnocence-wmu]

Oh, uh, I just didn't think anyone would think I had the kind of money for spring break. Y'know being a scholarship kid and working at Sheets 'n Things doesn't do much when food costs an arm and a leg.

How do you get loose hips? Is there like an exercise to do that? Hell no I can't dance, I'm lucky that I can run and catch at the same time.

[finnocence-wmu]

Who is the chronic lady?

See, that's what I want to know!

[puckermanwmu]

I think about dropping out to be a male stripper like, at least five times a week. What would be your stripper song, though? Can't be a successful stripper without a good song to strip to. You gotta set the mood, y'know?

[finnocence-wmu]

Wait, really? Is that something they ask you at the interview? I hadn't thought of that.

What about the classic Pour Some Sugar on Me? I dunno. What would yours be?

[finnocence-wmu]

How do you consider your relationship with your mother?

Is it cliche to say that she's my best friend?

If it is, I guess I'd say, we have a pretty good relationship. She's the reason I worked so hard to get where I am. She basically raised me on her own and I really look up to her for pushing through.

[finnocence-wmu]

Do you play any instruments?

Uh, well I can kinda play the drums? I'm not great, but it's definitely fun to just bang around to the music I'm listening to.

My mom talked about lessons, but she could never afford it.

[finnocence-wmu]

What were your best and worst subjects in school?

School's definitely not my strong suit, so most classes were my worst.

But, PE was definitely my best. Something about sports just clicks in my head.

[finnocence-wmu]

I can't freaking believe that I had to miss spring break for the 3rd year in a row. Can I just win the lottery and drop out of school? Or better yet, I should just become a male stripper..

They don't need to know how to dance, right? They just look good.