@puckermanwmu replied: Kinda wanna call you a pussy for the cop out, but it was in such a creative and smart way that I don't think I can. Especially since Taco Bell's involved. What's your go to order tho?? Please tell me it includes a Baja Blast.
We already established we don't want to fuck each other, and realistically the only thing I would do with any of you is like, give you a platonic kiss on the cheek so I didn't see how else to answer it.
So my go-to drink is Dr. Pepper but there was that weird time period where they just stopped having it so then I switched to Mountain Dew, but like, the regular kind, not Baja Blast. And that's kinda what stuck.
For food I'd say... three soft tacos with no lettuce or tomato... no, just kidding. My deal is like, okay, yes to the soft tacos but with the usual stuff on it, and with the seasoned beef, a Crunchwrap Supreme, and a side of chips, and depending on the kinda day it is it's either a Cravings Box or one of those party boxes that has all of those in it. Did you ever think about the fact that there are only really, maybe 5 uniquely different things you can order and everything else is the same thing just folded differently? What do you usually get, and when are we getting Taco Bell together?
I blame the weirdo who asked the questions. I mean, FMK is some real juvenile shit. I just wonder who it was? Gotta be someone not very smart, and that's coming from me. And I'm just gonna try to ignore and move past the fact that you pull up to Taco Bell and don't order a Baja Blast. Especially for some regular ass Mountain Dew. Pepsi is right there and way better if you wanna get soda.
Damn, why haven't I ever thought about that? It's like how Chick-fil-a just sells chicken used in a bunch of different ways. Off topic, but have you ever seen one of those combined Taco Bell and KFC restaurants? That shit's wild. Anyways, your food order is wayyy better than your drink order. I usually change up what I get everytime 'cause everything there hits, but no matter what, I always get a Baja Blast, the little cinnamon ball things, and hella packets of Diablo sauce. Oh, and at least one chalupa. Always. It's the best thing on the menu. I always end up spending hella money there, but it's worth it. We can get Taco Bell literally any time. Like, ask me at 4 AM and I'll be there type shit. And if I ever turn it down, just know I must be having some serious mental problems.




















