JUST PUCK.

𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤? 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙯𝙚? 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙚, 𝙙𝙪𝙙𝙚.

[brittsxpierce-deactivated202406]

@puckermanwmu replied: Kinda wanna call you a pussy for the cop out, but it was in such a creative and smart way that I don't think I can. Especially since Taco Bell's involved. What's your go to order tho?? Please tell me it includes a Baja Blast.

We already established we don't want to fuck each other, and realistically the only thing I would do with any of you is like, give you a platonic kiss on the cheek so I didn't see how else to answer it.

So my go-to drink is Dr. Pepper but there was that weird time period where they just stopped having it so then I switched to Mountain Dew, but like, the regular kind, not Baja Blast. And that's kinda what stuck.

For food I'd say... three soft tacos with no lettuce or tomato... no, just kidding. My deal is like, okay, yes to the soft tacos but with the usual stuff on it, and with the seasoned beef, a Crunchwrap Supreme, and a side of chips, and depending on the kinda day it is it's either a Cravings Box or one of those party boxes that has all of those in it. Did you ever think about the fact that there are only really, maybe 5 uniquely different things you can order and everything else is the same thing just folded differently? What do you usually get, and when are we getting Taco Bell together?

[puckermanwmu]

I blame the weirdo who asked the questions. I mean, FMK is some real juvenile shit. I just wonder who it was? Gotta be someone not very smart, and that's coming from me. And I'm just gonna try to ignore and move past the fact that you pull up to Taco Bell and don't order a Baja Blast. Especially for some regular ass Mountain Dew. Pepsi is right there and way better if you wanna get soda.

Damn, why haven't I ever thought about that? It's like how Chick-fil-a just sells chicken used in a bunch of different ways. Off topic, but have you ever seen one of those combined Taco Bell and KFC restaurants? That shit's wild. Anyways, your food order is wayyy better than your drink order. I usually change up what I get everytime 'cause everything there hits, but no matter what, I always get a Baja Blast, the little cinnamon ball things, and hella packets of Diablo sauce. Oh, and at least one chalupa. Always. It's the best thing on the menu. I always end up spending hella money there, but it's worth it. We can get Taco Bell literally any time. Like, ask me at 4 AM and I'll be there type shit. And if I ever turn it down, just know I must be having some serious mental problems.

[puckermanwmu]

After a solid ten minutes of pacing in the living room, and a slighty embarassing pep-talk in the bathroom mirror, Puck finally heard the knocking that he'd be anticipating. Hand on the knob of the door, he took one final, calming breath before swinging it open. "Hey, baby," he greeted warmly, managing to keep the apprehension he was feeling out his voice. Cupping one of her cheeks, his lips brushed against the other, and when he pulled back, his hand trailed down her arm to grab her hand. "Thanks for coming. I didn't mean to freak you out or anything. I just...yeah. C'mon, we can sit out back."

Sitting on the balcony, although it wasn't all that spacious, meant fresh air, which was exactly what Puck needed after all that pacing around inside. Still holding into her hand, he pulled Quinn down next to him onto the small, cushioned bench and met her eyes. That simple act helped ease his nerves to some degree, but there was still so much going on in his head. Naturally, he stalled. "So, where you coming from looking all pretty? Church, or your parents?"

[wmuquinnfabray]

The pet name was already making Quinn want to hide away, a light pink blush dusting her cheeks as she kept her head held high and pretended it didn't phase her. Stepping into the apartment she's greeted with a sweet kiss to her cheek, and soon his hand is holding hers. It feels so sweet, so very domestic, and well it's definitely not freaking Quinn out. No she's totally fine with all of this. "Hey, hey, it's fine Noah. Sure I got a little panicky like you got hurt or something... But I appreciate you making an effort to try and keep me calm."

She's walked with him to the patio, the fresh spring air helping to keep her cool. As they sit down she curls up next to him. Lifting her legs so that they lay over his lap. "Visiting the folks." She lies. She had been in her dorm just moments ago. Had picked out the dress in a flurry of action. Something about the text had her feeling on edge and well if he was going to break up with her... She'd make sure he regretted it with how good she looked. "But I don't think you called me all the way here just to see how I was doing... Everything okay?"

[puckermanwmu]

He let out a nervous, breathy chuckle, shaking his head and tapping his fingers against her leg absentmindedly. "Yeah, you're right. I didn't. I dunno why I even tried to beat around the bush. I knew you'd see through that shit." She always did. In a way, it made this kind of conversation that much more nerve-racking. "Everything's okay. More than okay, honestly. I know I'm acting kinda weird. I guess I'm just..." He paused, looking for the right words. Sighing, Puck forced himself to meet her gaze. If he was going to go through with this, he wanted to do it right. "Scared. Nervous. And it doesn't helping knowing I'm pretty much hopeless with shit like this, but I want you to know where my head's at when it comes to us. It might be too straight-forward or too soon for you, and that's okay, but I'm gonna be honest 'cause I want you to hear it, and for my sanity, I need to say it."

He'd been mulling this conversation over in his head for days, attempting to gather his thoughts and pinpoint exactly what he'd say when the time came. He didn't want to ramble. But looking in her eyes, thoughts jumbled, heart racing, he made a swift, subconscious choice to just wing it. "So, uh, in Mexico, I went out. I was sitting there at this restaurant, a few beers deep, when somebody came up and asked why I was alone, and why I didn't have a bunch of girls around me. At first, I kinda just brushed it off, but it really got me thinking. Then when I was boutta leave, I was shaking everything outta my wallet like a dumbass 'cause I couldn't find my card, and something else fell out. That picture of you I used to carry around. I honestly didn't even know it was in there still, but when I saw your face, everything just kinda...clicked. The reason I didn't have a bunch of girls hanging around me, the reason I can't even think about any other girls these days, is 'cause of you. I don't need, or think about, or want anybody else, Quinn. Not at all. So yeah, I guess that's what I wanted to tell you. That I just want you."

[wmuquinnfabray]

[ @puckermanwmu ]: Q, I gotta talk to you about/tell you somethin ASAP. Before you freak, I swear it's nothing bad or crazy! The only crazy's gonna be me if I don't get this shit off my chest soon. Plus, I wanna see your face. U busy?

Quinn: You know when you say "gotta talk" and "it's nothing bad" it immediately sends alarm bells ringing. Quinn: Never busy for you [ DELETED ] Quinn: Always free for you [ DELETED ] Quinn: I wanna see you so bad [ DELETED ] Quinn: I had the strangest dream about you and your spring break roommate [ DELETED ] Quinn: I could make time, tell me where you're at and I'll come by.

[puckermanwmu]

Puck: I knowww that's why I emphasized that it wasn't bad or crazy

Puck: But you don't gotta be freaked out, trust me

Puck: If it goes the way I hope it does, it'll be a really good thing actually

Puck: I'm at my apartment, just knock when you get here

[wmuquinnfabray]

Quinn: Oh really? Quinn: Well I'll be there soon and then we can talk in person ❤️

Quinn approached the apartment door with a bit of nerves. She didn't know exactly what Puck wanted to talk about. But the fact he was so adamant about having that talk certainly made her nervous. Rather than nocking she had spent a few minutes fixing her sundress in the lobby of the apartment building. Once her nerves had been calmed at least a little she finally went upstairs and found Puck's place. Knocking on the door she waited with bated breathe.

When the door finally did open she couldn't help her smile, her voice quiet as she shyly asked "so you wanted to talk?"

[puckermanwmu]

After a solid ten minutes of pacing in the living room, and a slighty embarassing pep-talk in the bathroom mirror, Puck finally heard the knocking that he'd be anticipating. Hand on the knob of the door, he took one final, calming breath before swinging it open. "Hey, baby," he greeted warmly, managing to keep the apprehension he was feeling out his voice. Cupping one of her cheeks, his lips brushed against the other, and when he pulled back, his hand trailed down her arm to grab her hand. "Thanks for coming. I didn't mean to freak you out or anything. I just...yeah. C'mon, we can sit out back."

Sitting on the balcony, although it wasn't all that spacious, meant fresh air, which was exactly what Puck needed after all that pacing around inside. Still holding into her hand, he pulled Quinn down next to him onto the small, cushioned bench and met her eyes. That simple act helped ease his nerves to some degree, but there was still so much going on in his head. Naturally, he stalled. "So, where you coming from looking all pretty? Church, or your parents?"

[wmuquinnfabray]

[ @puckermanwmu ]: Q, I gotta talk to you about/tell you somethin ASAP. Before you freak, I swear it's nothing bad or crazy! The only crazy's gonna be me if I don't get this shit off my chest soon. Plus, I wanna see your face. U busy?

Quinn: You know when you say "gotta talk" and "it's nothing bad" it immediately sends alarm bells ringing. Quinn: Never busy for you [ DELETED ] Quinn: Always free for you [ DELETED ] Quinn: I wanna see you so bad [ DELETED ] Quinn: I had the strangest dream about you and your spring break roommate [ DELETED ] Quinn: I could make time, tell me where you're at and I'll come by.

[puckermanwmu]

Puck: I knowww that's why I emphasized that it wasn't bad or crazy

Puck: But you don't gotta be freaked out, trust me

Puck: If it goes the way I hope it does, it'll be a really good thing actually

Puck: I'm at my apartment, just knock when you get here

[puckermanwmu]

Happy Easter, Noah! I hope you are having a fantastic Sunday.

Gonna ignore the fact that you just dropped my government name, but I hope you're having a great Easter. I know I am. I mean, I don't celebrate it, but the egg shaped Reese's and the fact that all the leftover candy's gonna be half off tomorrow? I'm sold. Doin' anything fun today, or is it mostly just church and family time? Not that that's not fun, but y'know what I mean. Did you at least have an egg hunt?

[wmufranniefabray]

Noah is a gorgeous name!

A lot of Church and family time, today. When we were a lot younger we had an egg hunt, but I think both Q and I are a little too young for that now. I'm hoping my momma doesn't think we'll still want to take part in that still. Do you have many plans for today?

[puckermanwmu]

Of course you'd think that.

Family time, huh? How's that going? Kinda lame that you think you're too old for an egg hunt. Free candy and competition? I'd be all in on that. I was always kinda jealous that we didn't do any of that shit when I was a kid. My plans are the same plans I have pretty much every Sunday, which is a whole lotta nothing. Maybe I'll hit the gym or something later, though. You got any plans outside of praising Jesus and not hunting for plastic eggs?

[puckermanwmu]

Happy Easter, Noah! I hope you are having a fantastic Sunday.

Gonna ignore the fact that you just dropped my government name, but I hope you're having a great Easter. I know I am. I mean, I don't celebrate it, but the egg shaped Reese's and the fact that all the leftover candy's gonna be half off tomorrow? I'm sold. Doin' anything fun today, or is it mostly just church and family time? Not that that's not fun, but y'know what I mean. Did you at least have an egg hunt?

[puckermanwmu]

See, I'm totally the opposite. If they sold Oreos but with like, just the cookie part, I don't think I'd ever buy the regular ones again.

Dude, I gotta family sized pack sitting right on my nightstand. Jealous? Milk definitely makes them better. Speaking of, y'know what my freak of a sister dunks them in instead of milk? Fuckin' coffee. Not only is it just fuckin' gross, the sugar rush from that's gotta be insane. My stomach hurts just thinking about it.

[samevans-wmu]

So both you and San are into the cookie part of the Oreo only? To me that part is just too dry! You need something to balance it out which is why that creamy center works in the first place!

I AM! You gonna eat that whole family size or this an invite to swing by your dorm? Oreos and coffee don't mix! I can see MAYBE chocolate milk but coffee?? If I dunk anything into coffee it's just plain ol' toast.

[puckermanwmu]

It does make it pretty dry, which kinda sucks, but the cream is just too sweet for me. Like, that mixed with the already sweet cookie is a lot. That's why I usually have a salty snack with me when I eat Oreos, like Cheez-Its or something. Balances it out perfectly.

Nah, feel free to. I just went to the store for the first time since before break, so my pantry's pretty set right now. Bro, eating chocolate milk and Oreos is literally a life changing. But you dip toast in coffee!? I can't stand the taste of coffee for some reason. Or the smell. I dunno how people drink that shit. Maybe I'm just ordering the wrong thing.

[smythesolo]

puckermanwmu

Wrong

you sir, are lucky you're pretty.

[puckermanwmu]

That's the problem. Yeah, I gotta pretty face, but my feet? That's a different story. I'm not just gonna go out in public with my toes out. That's crazier than wearing socks with sandals. Would you crucify me if I said I wore socks with slides?

[puckermanwmu]

FMK(iss): Stacey Evans, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce?

You're grown asking a grown ass man some shit like this? Worry 'bout that. But just so it doesn't look like I'm tryna dodge the question or anything, and 'cause it's hella easy, I guess l'll bite.

Fuck: Britt. I remember her telling me that she can open a Starburst with her tongue, so I feel like there's definitely worse people that I could be forced into having hypothetical sex with.

Marry: Quinn. Hell, I'd cut out the middle man and marry her three times instead if that's how the game worked.

Kiss: Stacey. She's real sweet, but like, wayyy younger than me. I'd feel like one of those super seniors people talk about that are always tryna get at freshmen, and that ain't a good look, so kiss it is.

@brittspierce-wmu @wmuquinnfabray @wmustaceevans

[wmustaceevans]

I approve of this list, thanks for not being a 'super senior' old man.

[puckermanwmu]

Old man?? Nah, that's actually crazy. Being young is a good thing, old man is just hurtful. I'm hurt. You tryna send me into a quarter life crisis or something? 'Cause if you are, it's working.

[samevans-wmu]

Which part of an Oreo is superior, the cream or the cookie? 

Oh damn.... Gotta say the cream. It's the first part I go for whenever I'm in a twist-the-cookie-off kinda mood.

Man, now I'm craving Oreos. I like dunking them in cold milk and popping the whole thing my mouth.

[puckermanwmu]

See, I'm totally the opposite. If they sold Oreos but with like, just the cookie part, I don't think I'd ever buy the regular ones again.

Dude, I gotta family sized pack sitting right on my nightstand. Jealous? Milk definitely makes them better. Speaking of, y'know what my freak of a sister dunks them in instead of milk? Fuckin' coffee. Not only is it just fuckin' gross, the sugar rush from that's gotta be insane. My stomach hurts just thinking about it.

[puckermanwmu]

FMK(iss): Stacey Evans, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce?

You're grown asking a grown ass man some shit like this? Worry 'bout that. But just so it doesn't look like I'm tryna dodge the question or anything, and 'cause it's hella easy, I guess l'll bite.

Fuck: Britt. I remember her telling me that she can open a Starburst with her tongue, so I feel like there's definitely worse people that I could be forced into having hypothetical sex with.

Marry: Quinn. Hell, I'd cut out the middle man and marry her three times instead if that's how the game worked.

Kiss: Stacey. She's real sweet, but like, wayyy younger than me. I'd feel like one of those super seniors people talk about that are always tryna get at freshmen, and that ain't a good look, so kiss it is.

@brittspierce-wmu @wmuquinnfabray @wmustaceevans

[wmu-cedes]

Anyone else just counting down the days till our next break, or is it just me? I need another beach break asap. This whole coming back to assignments and work is not the vibe.

[puckermanwmu]

No more fancy cocktails with sick colors and little umbrellas, no authentic Mexican food, cold ass weather...yeah, this is hell. Buttttt, to fill the void in all of our lives, since I doubt the school can afford another badass vacation, I was thinkin' of throwing a party, or convincing somebody else to. 'Cause personally, I think a nice rager would rejuvenate my soul, but maybe I'm just crazy. Do you think people are too busy tryna recover from all the dancing and drinking they did last week to do it all again for a night?

[puckermanwmu]

I think about dropping out to be a male stripper like, at least five times a week. What would be your stripper song, though? Can't be a successful stripper without a good song to strip to. You gotta set the mood, y'know?

[finnocence-wmu]

Wait, really? Is that something they ask you at the interview? I hadn't thought of that.

What about the classic Pour Some Sugar on Me? I dunno. What would yours be?

[puckermanwmu]

I don't know what the hell they ask, but it seems like a pretty valid question. If I ever actually drop out and get into male stripping, which could honestly be any day now with how classes are going, I'll get back to you on that.

Not a bad pick at all. I could see it. I think I'd go full on Magic Mike and pick Pony. Honestly, that could be my calling. I gotta ask though, how the fuck do you miss spring break three times? I mean, one is understandable, maybe even two, but three? You gotta be cursed or something. What the hell happened?

[puckermanwmu]

[ PRIVATE ]

Hey, you're putting words in my mouth. Can't I just wanna see you? Is that a crime now? But I gotta say, some good morning kisses don't sound half bad. And you know damn well that isn't true. I want you around so much it isn't even funny. Also, if I find out you're playin' nurse for anybody else, especially in that damn costume, which I can't believe you still have, something bad might happen, and I'd like to avoid any run-ins with the law. Are you really gonna play this hard to get bullshit and make me beg for you to come spend time with me? 'Cause I'm not above that.

[wmuquinnfabray]

[ PRIVATE ]

Good morning kisses always sound good, and I know. I just like teasing you so much, watching you get worked up is just adorable. And maybe I like spending time with you too, okay, okay don't give me those eyes! I really... really like spending my time with you. Though if you're offering to beg... You know I love it when you do. Go ahead baby... Beg for me, ask real nicely and I'll see if I can take the time to come over. Beg nice enough and I'll even bring that little outfit with me. Can play dress up for you as I help with your burn. Then when we're alone you can make me beg for it as payback.

[puckermanwmu]

[ PRIVATE ]

You suck, but I'll get you back for this later, so whatever. Fuck it. Here goes the last shred of my dignity, I hope you're happy. Quinn Fabray, light of my life, could you pretty, pretty please take a day out of your very busy schedule to hang out and spend the night with your little ol' ex-boyfriend who promises to make it worth your while? Convinced, or do I gotta keep going? Also, if you remember what happened the first time I saw you in that outfit, you know wearing it'll benefit you just as much as it does me. 

[puckermanwmu]

[ PRIVATE ]

Okay, so hear me out. Remember when you slept over that time after...y'know? It was awesome, right? Well, imagine how much more awesome it'd be if we did it again, but without all the traumatic stuff beforehand. My days turn out significantly better when your face is the first thing I see in the morning, and I'm gonna need that pick me up and motivation since classes are boutta be back on. Plus, I normally like when my back's all red and in pain, but this sunburn's kinda kicking my ass, so it'd be nice if you were there to rub some aloe on it. And it's very low effort for you. All you gotta do is show up, look sexy, and maybe bring some snacks. I could even whip somethin' up for us to eat. Yeah, I can kinda cook now. Shocker, I know. So...what do you think? Genius, right?

[wmuquinnfabray]

[ PRIVATE ]

Hmm so you want me to come over to play nurse, and help brighten up your days with some good morning kisses? If I didn't know any better I'd say you're hoping for more than just a little aloe vera back rub. It wouldn't be all bad though, especially if you were making me dinner. I'm absolutely floored that you learned how to cook, I'd be honored to try whatever you make! Then again I don't know, you've been glaring at me a lot lately, it's been making me feel like maybe you don't want me around. Maybe I need to find someone else with a sunburn to play nurse for. I do have that halloween costume from a few years ago I could pull out. Though it is a little tight, and that skirt is just so short.

[puckermanwmu]

[ PRIVATE ]

Hey, you're putting words in my mouth. Can't I just wanna see you? Is that a crime now? But I gotta say, some good morning kisses don't sound half bad. And you know damn well that isn't true. I want you around so much it isn't even funny. Also, if I find out you're playin' nurse for anybody else, especially in that damn costume, which I can't believe you still have, something bad might happen, and I'd like to avoid any run-ins with the law. Are you really gonna play this hard to get bullshit and make me beg for you to come spend time with me? 'Cause I'm not above that.

[wmuquinnfabray]

[ private ] Now that we're headed home, I gotta proposition for you for when we get back. And it's pretty genius, if I do say so myself. But after you hear it, I gotta feeling you'll say the same.

[ PRIVATE ]

Is this going to be like my proposition that lead to those five amazing hours in the hot tub? Because if so my answer is yes. If it's something else though I can't promise my answer will be the same. So what do you have for me Noah?

[puckermanwmu]

[ PRIVATE ]

Okay, so hear me out. Remember when you slept over that time after...y'know? It was awesome, right? Well, imagine how much more awesome it'd be if we did it again, but without all the traumatic stuff beforehand. My days turn out significantly better when your face is the first thing I see in the morning, and I'm gonna need that pick me up and motivation since classes are boutta be back on. Plus, I normally like when my back's all red and in pain, but this sunburn's kinda kicking my ass, so it'd be nice if you were there to rub some aloe on it. And it's very low effort for you. All you gotta do is show up, look sexy, and maybe bring some snacks. I could even whip somethin' up for us to eat. Yeah, I can kinda cook now. Shocker, I know. So...what do you think? Genius, right?

[finnocence-wmu]

I can't freaking believe that I had to miss spring break for the 3rd year in a row. Can I just win the lottery and drop out of school? Or better yet, I should just become a male stripper..

They don't need to know how to dance, right? They just look good.

[puckermanwmu]

I think about dropping out to be a male stripper like, at least five times a week. What would be your stripper song, though? Can't be a successful stripper without a good song to strip to. You gotta set the mood, y'know?