Personal Rants & Co.

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[vapormaeve]

[thegoodvybe]

[sunsetquotes]

“This is what I like about photographs. They’re proof that once, even if just for a heartbeat, everything was perfect.”

— Jodi Picoult; Lone Wolf

[whosnatalia]

💕 i follow back 💕

[thraxxhouse]

motorola phone, i ain’t goin’ home.

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[noblegambit]

“vines for 400″

“Two bro’s are chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they are what?”

“what is not gay”

[konekat]

“vines for 500″

“the exclamation made upon discovering a bitch is empty”

“what is yeet”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“vines for 100”

“you can come on out to Del Taco and get some of this”

“what is FREE SHAVOCADOO”

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

dont ask me about 2009

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[hotvampireadjacent]

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

[1980vibes]

I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone.

[firearmsandflowers]

If you're not happy because your mom is a petty fucking bitch clap you hands 👏🏻👏🏻

[thatlinearttho]

[classyvirgx]

There is nothing worse than regretting the fact you told someone too much about yourself and your secrets

[claycaduceus]

FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

[thehobbutts]

Kevin Malone