Literally no idea what I'm doing

please be kind, I'm new

[frostyvenom]

Who's the baddest?(in a good way)

Zander Netherbrand

Affogato Cookie

Voting ended onApr 22

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 2

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)

Voting ended onApr 15

[inbabylontheywept]

my roommates car is named barff. it was originally bought from a dealership called garff, but then she tinkered with the g on the license plate thing so it looks like a b and now the car is just called barff.

my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook.

but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking.

then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?

[egberts]

forget recession pop. we are recession posting. everyone get funnier immediately

[aimeelouart]

It's amazing how every time I sit down to do a mending project I've been putting off for months, it turns out to only take about half an hour. There's a life lesson in there somewhere. I will not learn it.

[atropreta]

maybe if i gaslight myself hard enough i can convince myself my chronic fatigue is actually because im a carrier of the Nightmare Spell

[fishing-for-ass]

why would you gaslight yourself into one of the the MOST dreadful existences?

[konigindreamingoffood]

[gigizetz]

I had a vision of Circe with short hair

[killmemother]

mordet in monster au as a demon

[firebuglantern]

Every Mordret is a Mordret I NEED

[killmemother]

Shadow slave monster au Kai as a feathered dragon

Fun fact the eyes are neon green so they glow under blue light

[killmemother]

Sunless in the puppeteers shroud and with the shard memory sword, I forgot its name

[rippling-ribbon]

My baby! He just wants to see the stars!

[aimeelouart]

Even now the sword proportions aren’t ridiculous enough. Amazing.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

If Bill Watterson were making Calvin and Hobbes today, he'd make a strip brutally roasting this.

[egophiliac]

naughty boy! big naughty boy!!! HUGE BIG ENORMOUS NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!

[r2ki009]

So i decided to dive in into small animations ( never done this before)

And i already regret starting this, i have to many dumb ideas now... 💀

[firebuglantern]

Once again, Shadow Slave has brought me back to Tumblr. Hey, remember this tag I made a few months ago?

Yeah... that ship has sailed. (ー_ー;)