No Fun Zone

[lery-blog1]

Holding hands with Mr. September and occasionally answering emergency calls. Looks like February 14, 2k16 will be a day to remember.

[lery-blog1]

@firechiefelias

This is a reasonably serious suggestion y/n?

[afieryphoenix-blog]

i vote we let me shank the evil lesbians

[lery-blog1]

This is a first, Since when do you care about getting permission to do anything?

[afieryphoenix-blog]

maaan you know what i havent done in a while?

ARSOOOOOOOOOOON

[lery-blog1]

Sure nice to see this website did not change in the slightest while I was away.

[lery-blog1]

El Asilo welcomes a new resident, looks like. My sister Ellie in all of her questionable decisions chose to, against my well informed advice, move into the city. Took long enough to find her a comfortable place to stay, right in the middle ground between ‘ludicrously expensive’ and ‘unfit to live in’ that is so rare to find in this city. I hope she doesn’t come to regret her decision.

That said, time to get back to work, I’m just happy to be back at the station really. 

[lery-blog1]

Shipment of firefighting foam en route.

[firechiefelias]

Thank you Lery!  You are amazing, as usual. 

[lery-blog1]

I know. (:

[lery-blog1]

Shipment of firefighting foam en route.

[itscommando-blog]

EUGH YOU WERE JUST SIDING WITH YOUR PERSON SAYING I SHOULD BE DENIED IT!!!!!!!

AND WHATEVER PUNK. I GOTTA SET FIRES ELSE IT HAS REAL BAD SIDE EFFECTS ON ME!!! I TRY TO DO IT WHERE I THINK IT WONT HURT PEOPLE!!!!

[lery-blog1]

Oh my god stop rationalizing this. Do you even for a second believe what you’re saying?

 If you cared about not hurting people you would KEEP YOUR FIRE TO YOURSELF.

[itscommando-blog]

WELP IM GONNA GET MEDICAL TREATMENT WHETHER YOU LOT LIKE IT OR NOT. SO SORRY

[lery-blog1]

Fine! You’re going to need it.

[firechiefelias]

“not all arsonists!!” Cry me a river, why don’t you? Maybe it’ll put out some of the fires you set. 

[lery-blog1]

In a dramatic twist of irony. I believe Commando just got burnt.

[itscommando-blog]

HARDLY. NOT EVEN A CLEVER ONE. I’M NOT FEELING THE BURN. BUT YOU TWO WILL IN A MOMENT.

[lery-blog1]

I personally think it was very clever.

[itscommando-blog]

MIGHTY BIG ASSUMPTIONS!!!! NOT ALL ARSONISTS DO THAT GOD!!!

[firechiefelias]

“not all arsonists!!” Cry me a river, why don’t you? Maybe it’ll put out some of the fires you set. 

[lery-blog1]

In a dramatic twist of irony. I believe Commando just got burnt.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

You know what you all should do? Set some things on fire. Maybe break some windows. I would love that.

[itscommando-blog]

WHAT A GREAT IDEA THIS IS. BIRD PRESIDENT, PACK YOUR BAGS, WE’RE HAVIN’ A GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!!

[afieryphoenix-blog]

YEEEEEAAAAH!!!

[lery-blog1]

Oh my litearal god.

[waltzofsunbeams]

Firemen are fine, but can we all agree to continue dissing the police?

[lery-blog1]

Join the fire department. We diss them every day.

[sandandsilence-blog]

never have i heard of a hospital denying health care to a criminal on the grounds that the person in question is a lawbreaker. people on death row have access to medical treatment. i do not buy this for a second

[thesecondhearse]

Exactly! Hospitals don’t deny anyone treatment! Why should I?

[lery-blog1]

But... we’re talking arsonists here. People that get their kicks setting fire to things.

They probably send people to the burn ward on the regular.

[lery-blog1]

Please do not give Commando medical attention.

Arsonists do not deserve medical attention.

[ravenousdevourer-blog]

where is captain crunch at i need 2 tackle him i am a shark on a mission!!!!

[lery-blog1]

#do captains taste good??? captaisn of crunches specifically

I hear he’s extra crunchy

[lightningsprinter-blog]

yeah ok someone needs to like tie a tape recorder to your back with the jaws theme or something

[ravenousdevourer-blog]

omg yes do i can tackle lerererery while it plays n stufff!!!!!

[lery-blog1]

#lererery im vounteering u 

What? No! You can’t just go ahead and volunteer me.

Tackle Captain Carnelian, see how that works out for you.