Funny Girl

Hobbit | Lovable Schramp | In love with Gale Dekarios

[fireflyeyes]

Who's that girl? it's Jess!

She/Her/Hers | 30's | PhD in Dickarios (leading expert in Dickariosology) ✧ ˚ · . About Me: Hey there! I'm Jess and I'm the chaos gremlin behind the screen. Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I enjoy long walks through my local art supply store, a good rum and coke, and devastatingly handsome wizards. to quote the lovely @aerin67 "Jessica is terrifying actually, but is super sweet and creative when she's not starting cults." ✧ ˚ · . Tags I Use Frequently:

All my artwork succinctly under Jess draws Any VP I take is under Jess tries VP Any misc ramblings/personal stuff under Brain Rot

✧ ˚ · . My Writing:

State of Grace - COMPLETE! (15/15 chapters) Gale x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut | Reverse Isekai State of Grace Outtakes - WIP (updated infrequently for fun) Deleted scenes & outtakes from the main fic.

Ambition & Inspiration - COMPLETE (6/6 chapters) Gale x Named Tav | Rated E for explicit smut | God Gale Canon compliant cw: themes of depression, codependency, self destructive behavior

Velvet Arcanum - WIP but updated regularly! Gale x Named Tav | Rated E for explicit smut | 70's rockstar au heavily inspired by the 2000's film Almost Famous

The Shape of Home - oneshot Gale x Named Tav | Rated G | canon complaint (set mid game timeline) Pure tooth rotting fluff and comfort

✧ ˚ · . Want to be on/off the tag list? Go HERE I can't promise perfection or anything coherent most days but I CAN promise you a sparkling personality, feral ramblings, and the occasional pop culture reference. Feel free to reach out if you'd like to chat! This is meant to be a fun, inclusive fandom space. Bigotry, fandom policing, or general nastiness will be blocked rather than entertained- life’s too short and there are wizards to kiss 💋 dividers/MDNI banner by @saradika

[carnivaley]

With you I forget my Goddess

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[fireflyeyes]

🩹🍳🚪💤 !!

Ty twinsie! 🩹How do they comfort each other after nightmares? If Jessica has a nightmare, Gale is up before she's even woken. He's cuddling her, whispering softly into her temple, and holding her until she's okay. If Gale has a nightmare Jessica will run her fingers through his hair, being the big spoon, and staying up to let Gale talk it out. 🍳Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help? They're both pretty accomplished in the kitchen, but I would say Gale cooks more and Jessica has more accidental smoke alarm mishaps from being distracted by her handsome wizard. 🚪Who's more likely to say "we're not leaving this room today"? Hehehehehe. Both of them. One of them will say it and the other will agree. 💤 Who has the weirdest sleep talking lines that the other quotes constantly? Gale. Gale absolutely goes into random sleep talking tangents about magical theory and Jessica likes to parrot them back at him the next day. Ship headcanon questions can be found here

[fireflyeyes]

🧳🌸🌪⚓️ for the ship hc questions bby 😘

ty bbyyy 😘 (still answering everything from the SoG universe) 🧳 If they had to run away together tomorrow, where would they go? Waterdeep. Gale's tower is still there, Morena would happily mother the fuck out of both of them, and Jessica could adapt.

🌸 What nicknames do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard? Hehehe. Jessica's private nicknames for Gale: Professor Pretty, Rizzard of Waterdeep, Sweetpea (I think Gale would rather die than let Astarion hear Jessica call him Sweetpea or Professor Pretty). Gale's private nickname for Jessica: Honeybee. Because "you buzz around when you're nervous." 🌪 What's the most chaotic thing they've done together on pure impulse? OH. Oh. Tie between eloping and getting tattoos. I'm going to say the tattoos win overall. ⚓️ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other? You'd have to drag Jessica's dead body away from her wizard. But, for the sake of the question, if Gale had to leave I think he'd do what he does best- write. Notes, journals, letters. Gale would probably leave a trunks worth of his thoughts, memories, and things he'd want to say to Jessica behind for her. ship headcanon asks can be found here

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[fireflyeyes]

Velvet Arcanum: a 70's rockstar AU fic inspired by the film Almost Famous.

Pairing: Gale x Named Tav Rating: E for explicit smut

Read Chapter Five: Beast of Burden on AO3 HERE or: start from chapter one Summary:

Velvet Arcanum: 70s rock glamour, celestial prints, and enough ego to fill an airship. Jessica Miller is on the road with the biggest band in the Realms to write an expose on the "real" Gale Dekarios. But the deeper she goes into the hazy, sandalwood-scented world of the Arcane Dreams tour, the more she realizes that "the truth" is a dangerous thing to find— especially when it starts looking back at you with tired, intelligent eyes.

Come get your piping hot smut babes! ✧ ˚ · . Fic Tag List: @asorceresswrites  @toomanyfamiliars @saylofwaterdeep @theendofanerror @carnivaley @gortashsrighthand @aerin67 @dr4gonwriter ✧ ˚ · . Want to be on/off the tag list? Go HERE

[elceewunjo]

Gale - The Evening Star

Well. I am rather pleased with him. Hope you'll like him as well, folks 🩶

Gale as the Evening Start from Alphonse Mucha ✨

Yes I know, I know, Mystryl is technically dead at this time, but she was still (as Mystra is now) the embodiment of the Weave, so I put her old symbol instead of the newest Mystra one, as a marker of Gale's love for magic, rather than Mystra herself. And I've swapped the original design from Mucha to have a good view of the orb.

Others in the series can be found here :

Astarion as 'The North Star' Shadowheart as 'The Moon' Wyll as 'The Morningstar' Lae'zel as 'The Comet'

Next (and last, for now), Karlach ❤️‍🔥 No idea when I'll get to her though ^^

[fireflyeyes]

wip wednesday

Ty to @tociminna @saylofwaterdeep @gortashsrighthand and @carnivaley for the WIP tags over the last week! (I am so sorry if you tagged me and I have forgotten- my life has been a bit chaotic lately so my brain is mush)

I'm prepping to post ch 5 of Velvet Arcanum so I don't have a writing WIP BUTTTT I do have something I'm working on for pride...

Fun fact: my very first Tav romanced Shadowheart because I had no idea what I was doing. My heart may belong to the wizard but I do still love my goth wife. some uno reverse tags to everyone who tagged me, and also some gentle/low pressure tags for @theendofanerror @toomanyfamiliars @asorceresswrites @cinder-rellish181 @dynamicducks @dr4gonwriter @riddlerosehearts and @alleiramagic

[fireflyeyes]

🌹 🕰️💫🧣 for our sweet Jale :)

ty my love! I'm going to answer them in the SoG universe since that is easier/has the more lore.

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first? I would say Jessica fell first, but Gale fell harder. 🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together? OHH good one. Hm, I think they'd relive their elopement and that giddy feeling of doing something completely for themselves. 💫 Ten years from now, what random tuesday are they spending together? Hmmm. I can see Gale coming home from classes and enjoying a cozy night at home with Jessica and their kids. Still insufferably in love, most likely cooking together and getting heckled by their kids every time one of them stops to kiss the other. The real question is if they're in Waterdeep or Providence... 🧣Who steals the other's scarves/gloves "on accident" every winter? Oh. they're both equal opportunity thieves. Jessica would take Gale's everything because she's a menace and Gale would fully take Jessica's scarf because it smells like her/home.

Ship headcanon questions can be found here

[raesource]

ship headcanon questions

make sure to include the pairing(s) you are wanting these questions to be answered for . these should work for poly ships as well as monogamous . feel free to edit these as you see fit .

💕 How did they both realize “oh wait, this is actually love”?

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

🫂 What’s their favorite way to hold each other when words aren’t enough?

🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?

💋 Who says “I love you” first & how?

🌙 Who’s the little spoon & who pretends they hate it but secretly loves it?

💍 Would they ever get married? What would the proposal look like?

🧸 Who still has the very first gift the other ever gave them?

😈 Who is more likely to start chaos “for the vine” & who films it?

🎶 What’s their song - the one that makes them both tear up / grin like idiots?

☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?

🛡️ Who jumps in front of danger for the other without thinking?

😳 What’s the most embarrassing thing they’ve walked in on the other doing?

💔 What’s the one fight that almost ended them?

🩹 How do they comfort each other after nightmares?

👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?

🍳 Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help?

🧳 If they had to run away together tomorrow, where would they go?

😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?

🌧️ Who steals whose hoodies when it rains?

🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?

🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?

💌 Who leaves little love notes & where do they hide them?

🛌 Who hogs the blanket & who ends up freezing dramatically?

😴 Who falls asleep first & who watches them with heart-eyes?

🚪 Who’s more likely to say “we’re not leaving this room today”?

🌸 What nickname do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard?

🎤 Who sings in the shower & who secretly records it for blackmail?

💞 How do they act when one of them is sick?

🩸 Who would literally kill for the other & who would help hide the body?

🌅 Do they go on sunrise / stargazing dates? Which one do they love more?

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

🧩 What tiny habit of the other do they find unbearably adorable?

🎪 Who plans elaborate surprise dates & who just wants to stay in?

👑 In their relationship, who’s the king / queen & who’s the knight / advisor?

🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?

💤 Who has the weirdest sleep-talking lines that the other quotes constantly?

🧡 What color reminds each of them of the other?

🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?

😶 Who’s terrified of saying “meet my parents” & why?

🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

🌿 Do they want kids/pets/plants together? What do they name them?

🪞 Who takes longer getting ready & who hypes the other up in the mirror?

💥 What’s the biggest risk one of them took for the other that the partner didn’t find out about until much later?

🧣 Who steals the other’s scarf / gloves “on accident” every winter?

🌌 What’s their “we made it through hell” memory they’ll tell their grandkids?

😘 Who kisses the other first thing in the morning, morning breath & all?

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

⚓ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other?

💫 Ten years from now, what random Tuesday are they spending together?

[fireflyeyes]

My whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to God

[aidashakur]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[mercymaker]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 COMPANIONS: A meme summary (insp.)

[sashthesloth]

I’ve got the BG3 gang goes to a gala quest tadpole wriggling around in my head

[unmellofellow]

I love art because I can literally put gale in anything I want omg can u believe it!! what shall I ever do with all this power??

(if anyone saw the original post no u didnt!! i forgot to add his earring lol)

[asorceresswrites]

Pairing: Gale x Tav Summary: When Morena Dekarios offers Tabitha Cauldart a place to stay following the death of her mother, Tabitha is not expecting to be housed in the abandoned tower of Morena's dead son. Nor does she expect to come face to face with a very alive Gale Dekarios through a seemingly enchanted mirror. (Angst with a happy ending) VP by my angel @carnivaley

Chapter Five (NEW)

Or start for the beginning here (AO3)

Chapter Five

Tabitha is unsure how long the silence stretches between them as she stares, open-mouthed, at the Wizard. Her gaze flits back to the ring in her palm. The silver is slightly tarnished; it's old. There is a small engraving inside it, though she cannot read it. It is not in Common. Other than that, it is quite plain. And yet she cannot stop glancing back at it. This ring that she most definitely plucked from under the floorboard. This ring that most definitely had not been there before Gale had dropped it in on his side of the mirror. His side. Her gaze skirts around him, behind him. She had noted before that the room didn't look quite right, that it wasn't a perfect reflection of hers. Because it's not. It never was. It is not a mirror in function. It is a window. "Remarkable." Gale says, hand reaching out just out of view, though she assumes he is tracing the outer frame just as she did. "Impossible." Tabitha murmurs more or less at the same time. The urge to cover the mirror up again is rising, right alongside the impulse to simply shatter it. Breaking the mirror would likely, knowing Tabitha's recent run of luck, mean disaster - at the very least she might cut herself on the glass, at worst there's probably some gods awful curse written into the enchantment should anyone try to tamper or destroy it. "I surmise that you are in the future. Or, rather, from your perspective it likely looks like I am in the past." Gale palms his stubble, looking thoughtful, excited. Tabitha's stomach threatens her with the prospect of violently revisiting her lunch.

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