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The implementation of Tim’s cowl

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brutal .... but necessary

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Jason Todd is publicly revealed to be alive and yet he still has a bit of a vendetta against Bruce, so much so that he decides to use his revival as a way to completely destroy Bruce's entire public reputation. he does this by waiting until the Gotham media look to him for interviews and answers about where the fuck he's been for the past few years and, choking up a couple expertly-faked tears, Jason proceeds to lie his ass off about how Bruce kicked him out the house at fifteen and he's spent the past few years doing his best to 'make something of himself in order to make Bruce proud enough that he'd finally be let back in the family'.

Bruce did not know Jason would be doing this. Bruce was happily standing next to Jason during this initial live interview. Bruce is caught on camera abruptly dropping into a look of pure indignation that he directs at Jason in a screenshotted still that in the future will become a Gotham-wide reaction meme for the rest of fucking time.

for now though, everybody thinks he kicked his kid out the house at fifteen and that he's a horrible father, so he has to do damage control.

unfortunately, publicly pointing at Jason like an enraged child and saying 'HOLD ON- NO HOLD ON THAT'S BULLSHIT WAIT A SECOND-' is not overly helpful. Bruce's pr managers decide the best way to convince everybody Jason is lying is to get somebody else who was actually there at the time to speak up in Bruce's defence.

they put Dick on a live interview, who solemnly swears he'll have the whole thing sorted out in minutes.

"yeah man that happened. you think Jason was the first victim? why do you think i had to go to Bludhaven? he still won't let me move back to Gotham, you guys. i can't pay my heating bill. i get cold at night. it hurts. i really miss when Bruce loved us, you know?"

Bruce hates his children.

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Bruce sat at his vanity table before heading out for his mandatory civilian hours, deciding whether he should play the ethical businessman or the charming flirt or simply take a load off and play the loveable, easy excitable idiot:

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Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

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Still obessed with the batblob lol

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

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dick’s apartment has a never ending tim infestation

sometimes there’s more

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do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

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"You keep asking why your work is not enough, and I don’t know how to answer that, because it is enough to exist in the world and marvel at it. You don’t need to justify that, or earn it. You are allowed to just live."

― Becky Chambers, A Pslam for the Wild-Built

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"Do you not find consciousness alone to be the most exhilarating thing? Here we are, in this incomprehensibly large universe, on this one tiny moon around this one incidental planet, and in all the time this entire scenario has existed, every component has been recycled over and over and over again into infinitely incredible configurations, and sometimes, those configurations are special enough to be able to see the world around them. You and I—we’re just atoms that arranged themselves the right way, and we can understand that about ourselves. Is that not amazing?"

― Becky Chambers, A Pslam for the Wild-Built

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"Because I know that no matter what, I’m wonderful."

― Becky Chambers, A Pslam for the Wild-Built

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"A Psalm for the Wild Built" by Becky Chambers, p. 137 - 141

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That's something I'm doing. That's not my reason for being. When I am done with this, I will do other things. I do not have a purpose any more than a mouse or a slug or a thornbrush does. Why do you have to have one in order to feel content?

– A Psalm for the Wild Built by Becky Chambers