My random Tumblr

I p̶o̶s̶t̶ reblog random things.

[browsedankmemes]

[halflifegifs]

[phendranadrifts]

you know where to find me if tumblr goes down

[mettic]

putting my plug down here too, you can find me at

[spelunk]

[bajn]

[blitzkriegfritz]

[babyanimalgifs]

“Hello, it’s me”

[sweetiesugarbird]

They say the eyes are the window to the soul

[dimensionheists]

ah 

I see

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

CHRIST ON A BIKE

[cursedcatpictures]

[jakemorph]

Ah! My Godson! It has been too longe! Come here into the paws of your Godfather. It is high time you learned the ways of the family business.

[n-s22-deactivated20210223]

Ness: Yikes…

[tiralatele]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Gmod

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

[programmerhumour]

Million dollar idea

[phendranadrifts]

you know where to find me if tumblr goes down

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[birdship]

so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

[dracenathe6th]

Fucking hell?!?!!??

[snowstuckytrail]

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

What Really Happens After the Apocalypse

Right now, the largest and most deadly wildfire in California history is burning. Last year, Hurricane Harvey drowned southeast Texas under punishing, endless rain; a month ago, Hurricane Florence …

The myth that panic, looting, and antisocial behavior increases during the apocalypse (or apocalyptic-like scenarios) is in fact a myth—and has been solidly disproved by multiple scientific studies. The National Earthquake Hazards Reduction Program, a research group within the United States Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA), has produced research that shows over and over again that “disaster victims are assisted first by others in the immediate vicinity and surrounding area and only later by official public safety personnel […] The spontaneous provision of assistance is facilitated by the fact that when crises occur, they take place in the context of ongoing community life and daily routines—that is, they affect not isolated individuals but rather people who are embedded in networks of social relationships.” (Facing Hazards and Disasters: Understanding Human Dimensions, National Academy of Sciences, 2006). Humans do not, under the pressure of an emergency, socially collapse. Rather, they seem to display higher levels of social cohesion, despite what media or government agents might expect…or portray on TV. Humans, after the apocalypse, band together in collectives to help one another—and they do this spontaneously. Disaster response workers call it ‘spontaneous prosocial helping behavior’, and it saves lives.

[elodieunderglass]

I’ve been sharing this article a lot recently! I think it’s important

[steddiely]

#stop believing capitalism’s myths about human nature#and start remembering that we are the descendants of the first animals to bury their dead with flowers#we are all alive because of kindness. because of cooperation. because of companionship. because of mutual aid.#we did not become the dominant species based on rugged individualism: we survived together. and that’s the only way forward. (via @robotmango)

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

[unwinona]

DON’T STARTLE THE SNAUSAGES SIR

[cleopatronising]

rest in peace king

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

biceps out for roger