literally nobody

...don't know...? I- uh... The fuck do you write here?? I reblog what I want, when I want. My blog. My rules.

[insomniac-arrest]

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People think hell can afford TWO roads? In this economy? You're taking the Good Intentions Highway both directions, mate.

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shirtsthatgohard]

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[tench]

Sometimes I stop reading an old sci-fi book just to go check the author's personal life section on Wikipedia, for no particular reason

[mandatoryrollercoaster]

This is Progress

[animentality]

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[boitterfly]

may dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [shane hollander image]

mutual 2: not to be dramatic but i think shane and ilya like each other…..

mutual 3: [hudson williams image] #HASHTAG NEEDTHAT

mutual 4: au where everything is the same but hayden pike’s name is chungledown bim

mutual 5: [ilya rozanov image]

mutual 6: [png of shane edited into a fish tank] shish

mutual 7: rpf = real person fuckin. they did that.

mutual 8: connie from admin is my biological mother

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[dailycatsblog]

[heatedrivalrysource]

"Heated Rivalry” season 1 is officially being released on physical formats! (DVD, Blu-ray, and 4k Blu-ray)

The 4k Blu-ray collectors edition will feature an exclusive, yet to be revealed cover art, with a runtime of 5 hours. All 3 editions are reportedly releasing April 30th 2027.