DONE TALKING. FIRE TIME NOW.

Your local fire breathing, knife wielding asshole demon with two dads.

[beausbian]

Choose your fighter

Part 2

[beausbian]

Choose your fighter Part 2

Part 1

[just-shower-thoughts]

Japan banning genitals and stuff in porn is probably the main reason that people got creative and produced even more immoral stuff that technically fits the rules.

[totally-correct-tdp-quotes]

Soren: never microwave a caprisun

Claudia: what’d you do

Soren: I microwaved a caprisun

[firetimenow]

[totally-correct-tdp-quotes]

Soren: and this is the castle

A new guard: what’s upstairs?

Soren: stairs don’t talk

[myerstumbluh]

things that are nOt okay:

going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)

talking badly aBout your kid to other people

insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back

“this is my house you have no privacy”

hitting your kid

compare them to other kids

[sliceofham]

• telling your kid you’re doing them a favor by providing the essentials (food, clothing, education, etc)

[b00bconnoisseur]

Rbing ESPECIALLY for that last one. Ive heard it way too many times

[erintoknow]

Hahahahaha… hahaha…. haha…. ha *sigh*

[coinlessrangerslayer-deactivate]

Telling your kids you have security cameras everywhere they’re at

Trying to talk to them every five minutes when it’s obvious they don’t want to talk

Calling them spoiled when they want to solve problems independently instead of having you help them

“Be glad you weren’t as badly treated as your mom/dad/grandparents/etc.” <- none of this is acceptable

Gaslighting and lying

“Why can’t you be more like your brother/sister?” <- this, too, is a no-no

[firetimenow]

Rb because I've experienced all of this, and realized too late it's not normal

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[kaijuno]

This video has utterly undone me

[thefaginogion]

[All with thick, scottish accents]

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.

[stimman4000]

heikala

[lordaxolotl]

@trash-opossum-mel

[catchymemes]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“not all men” refers only to this one man specifically

[et090]

people in Virtual Reality share their biggest regrets (Source : Disrupt )

[supergirl9130]

[wuqs]

Visit Original Link

[arkadefire-blog]

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

[erisdarofalbion]

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[ririsasy]

Reblogging for the last gif

[scottishtwitter]

[inner--monologue]

[castingcomets]

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

[ante--meridiem]

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive