The unicorns are out and they are angry!

beau invented ravioli

[critterpages]

In this home, we honor the Holy Trinity 🙏

[revvethasmythh]

oh how I miss the awkward third-wheel faces Marisha would make when stuck in the middle of a charged Fjord and Caleb moment

[mollymawks]

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Marisha Ray @.Marisha_Ray which reads: “Nothing like making your phone tech support guy blush with the @babsdraws spicy art that is definitely my lock screen wallpaper right now. Whoops! #NSFW” There’s a picture attached of a screenshot of her lock screen. It’s Beauyasha art by Babs Tarr, featuring the two of them naked and in a very sexual embrace. The art is overlaid with a widget displaying the music she’s currently listening to: Pussy is God by King Princess, featured on Yasha’s playlist. /end ID]

[beausbian]

why is she listening to king princess but also that exact song

[bixbiboom]

Sam’s flask tonight features the official artwork of Veth in the Looney Tunes end card with the words

That’s AAGHH!!! Folks!

in the Looney Tunes end card font.

[whisperbuddies]

Can we start a petition to let Sam and Laura sit next to each other again next campaign? they clearly have so much fun with each other and they were separated TOO SOON

[greycloudsroll]

[mell0bee]

why is the cr2 finale 7 hours long? wrong answers only

they spend the first half explaining to molly everything that happened since he died (very poorly)

jester spends the next week using all her spellslots to Send to literally everyone they know

the wizards mess with some time travel magic on their aeor date and get trapped and the rest of the party has to save them Search For Grog style

the second half is a 3-hour beauyasha wedding

due to Archfey Shenanigans sprinkle gains sentience and spends 2 hours airing his grievances to the party detailing every single encounter he’s had with the raven queen while jester looks on in horror

they roleplay out beau assassinating every single member of the cerberus assembly with Fantasy Cocaine

Ashly Burch has been summoned by the probability gods to take out Molly once and for all (neo-ashly form)

jester and veth spend an hour on a worldwide prank tour graffiti-ing every temple in Exandria

they roleplay out molly taking over as leader of the syphilis bandits

the raven queen is PISSED at caduceus

they return to the sea only to find out that lucien somehow released uk’atoa again while they were busy catching up to him (one hour of the episode is dedicated to calming fjord down from his panic attack)

ashley rolls a dragon again

[bloodyshadow1]

just saying, the only members of the party to not die this whole campaign were the lesbians.  Against all odds because Beau was the only frontline fighter the Nein had for a long time and Yasha had a 14 ac until she came back in ep 86.  

Also just saying…, this proves once again with Beau and Keyleth that the only one who can kill Marisha Ray’s characters is Marisha Ray

[pigeon-fish]

Meme

[yashaflowers]

pov: you’re getting run over by the skater lesbians who live on your street

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Marisha Ray @.Marisha_Ray that reads: “#CriticalRoleSpoilers Pop motherfucking pop.” There’s a picture attached of two natural 20s displayed in her dice tray. /end ID]

[vethiest]

vethiest’s Totally Accurate guide to the “people” that veth is attracted to

[darantha]

Veth Brenatto - Critical Role

Will be part of the Patreon rewards sent out June 4th!

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Critical Role @.CriticalRole that reads: “Our Mighty Nein heroes are rapidly approaching their finale. Now is your chance to submit questions for our upcoming Campaign 2 Wrap Up! Submit your questions for our cast from now until next Monday 5/31 at 10pm Pacific.” It includes the link below. /end ID]

Please go »HERE« to submit your questions!

Liam already took my question tho:

[ID: A tweet from Liam O’Brien @.VoiceOfOBrien that reads: “What the shit was going on with that skeleton underneath The Leaky Tap.” /end ID]

[sappyburnttoast]

Lucien: Flexes to push the bolts out and scare Veth.

Veth:

[uhtcearemorning]

Yasha just popping a Haste spell in her mouth like a gum ball is just peak Ashley Johnson