Firewhiskey&Smokes

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

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Chapter update alert

Once more Remus was awoken to the rapping of knuckles at his door.

“I’ll come out later, I’m fine.” His voice came out hoarse from disuse. It was a blatant lie on his part but whoever was on the other side of the door needn’t know that.

“Now, now Remus -” came a mocking tone he knew all too well “I thought you valued our relationship more than that, that we were above lying to one another.” Sirius drawled from behind the door.

“Ok you’re right, I’m sorry Sirius………….. Go away!” he shouted at the door. “How’s that, better?” Remus called back sitting up in bed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70165771

[starcroww]

‘Peter was a bad person!’ ‘Sirius was the tallest marauder!’ ‘Marlene and Mary were barely characters!’ ‘They all died!’ ‘But in canon-” Jkr doesn’t know shit guys don’t listen to her

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Barty flirting with Remus pissing Sirius off is just a happy bonus ….

“Remus.” The stranger spoke as if to taste the name on his tongue “I think I prefer handsome but what can I say, it suits you.” he smiled up at Remus before turning to Sirius “and you would be….” he drawled a slight edge to his voice.

“Sirius I don’t believe we’ve seen you around before just passing through are we?” Sirius asked with mock sweetness.

“Oh no Sam,” his eyes found Remus as he continued “I plan to stay a while, on business you see, but you’ll hear all about that later I’m sure .”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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You know the brain rot’s set in when you start using Merlin as an expletive

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Sirius: you can listen to break up music without being in a relationship if your family is toxic enough

Regulus *pat pat *

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Despite my evil laptop crashing chapter three of my fic is now up

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My laptop died mid chapter and it didn’t save I’m sobbing right now 😭

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In fandom I see so many people going James is such an abba fan or he is soo good old fashioned lover boy and I get all that but guys hold on clearly clearly he is California dreaming I mean come on

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the more i love him the more he'll suffer tbh

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The basis of all my writing

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I can write grade A memory and trauma til the end of time but tell me why my dialogue resembles that of a grade one writing class.

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Send help I’m planning before writing I’ve gone mad there is no saving me now

[an0neemouse]

Don't use adverbs. Said is dead. Always show, never tell. Avoid cliches. Never use the word 'very.' Don't use alliteration. Don't use boring descriptors. Use unique words.

For fuck's sake, what can I use? Seriously y'all, I don't know about you, but all the advice on how to write does Jack shit for me other than make it really fucking impossible to tell a story.

Write what you want to. Fuck the rules.

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No notes fuck the system

[writercultureis]

Writer culture is looking through the scenes you still have yet to write (especially the Super Angsty ones) and trying to figure out how badly you want to hurt yourself today.

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And this is why writing takes ten years

[nondelphic]

me: i’m gonna write something fun and low stakes!

also me: creates 3 timelines, 9 characters with trauma, a fictional language, and a 45-page outline i will never follow

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Me anytime I try to write

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Finally I have posted chapter two of my fanfic it took far to long but I did it

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Sobbing 😭