1LT Obvious

I used to be Captain Obvious but I was demoted for saying something remotely vague.  21 yo if youre wondering

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20 is more than 18.

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Fritos, a popular brand of corn chips in some countries, smell and taste like corn chips.

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It is called "brunch" because "lunkfast" sounds really stupid.

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If you took every cellphone and stacked them on top of each other, you would go to jail for stealing millions of peoples' phones.

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Despite it being the only type named after it, most types of bread are made of wheat, not just wheat bread.

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"Read" and "read" are either pronounced the same, or they are not. The context determines which is true. The same is the case for "lead" and "lead", as well as "polish" and "Polish".

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Dora was never inducted into the Explorer's Guild due to two reasons. Firstly, she only explored mapped areas. Secondly, neither Dora the Explorer or the Explorer's Guild are real life things.

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Image searching trypophobia will only lead to pain and suffering.

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If you can see your shadow then you are opaque.

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Ironically, none of Shakespeare’s plays involved gyrating, pole based knives.

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Panda bears have very little to do with the word ‘pandemonium’. 

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The crime ‘piracy’ is a reference to a century old crime commonly committed by seamen who used lax international waters criminal control to rob merchants. These were known as ‘Pirates’.

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Picture frames make an outline around a photo in order to draw attention to and separate the object from the wall.

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There are many who believe that a meteor caused the deaths of the dinosaurs. However, their extinction was actually caused by an inability to breath or have regular blood flow.

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The year 1503, unlike any other year, occurred after 1502 but before 1504.

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Harrison Ford has no formal education in the area of Quantum Mechanics.

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All children are younger than both of their biological parents.