first in friendship, fourth in obesity

cool kids make the rules. they don't break the rules

[xombiedirge]

Not Your Princess by Chloe Skowron

[firstinfrienshipfourthinobe-blog]

carrie fisher. why. no. fuck 2016.

[launix-blog]

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

[goldenpaint]

you know those bitter ass people who make fun of people who want to use the new year as an opportunity for a change? why does someone taking advantage of a symbolic fresh start upset y'all so much

[nutriyumaddict]

Do you think maybe possibly you might write the full scene of Ben showing Leslie "pants-area kissing" on the train ride back to Indiana? Cause that would be seriously super duper awesome sauce

Hello, lovely anon! Well, of course I could! :D

Bonus scene from this fic: Operation Riding the Rails West for Christmas which takes place in 1948 and involves Leslie and Ben being pretend-married on a train ride to Montana.

So if you haven’t read that first, please do if you want to!  :)

Keep reading

[ashisfun]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Actor AU || Ben Wyatt, struggling Broadway hopeful, has finally landed himself in the ensemble for a brand new musical. However, when the part he is understudying for unexpectedly becomes available, Ben is thrust front and center of something big and significant. Becoming a lead role isn’t all that’s new for Ben, he has the new found feelings he has for the show’s creator and leading lady, Leslie Knope, to figure out as well.

MERRY CHRISTMAS @c00kie28!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are my most favorite and most wonderful friend and your talent continues to inspire and amaze me every single day. Thank you for being my friend, I LOVE YOU TO BITS!!!!!!

Sidenote: Thank you to @bookwormm03 for beta and overall support and @rachsolo and @galentines for musical theater knowledge assistance. I made up a musical (lyrics and all! – please go easy on me) to make this fic happen and it’s tragically terrible, but welcome all musical theater nerds, because there are references and things to actual, good musicals, so please enjoy!

[teamtennantgirl]

Adam fucking Scott you life ruiner 

[firstinfrienshipfourthinobe-blog]

survived 2/3 of christmas. have two days to recover until the next one. it isn’t just family that wears me out. being up and functional more than two days in a row is a big deal for me. today my body (or as i keep referring to it, my carcass) refuses to move much but the old brain is firing just fine. better result than expected. 

christmas lunch with the mother in law was good until she decided she hadn’t gotten enough attention and started to cause a scene and she cried and poor a gets stuck consoling her even though he knows it isn’t genuine and the rest of us just want to run far and fast. but the good parts were really good. a’s aunt really took over the mother in law role in my life and she is so special to me. so we just whispered to each other the entire time. 

yesterday was great. the best people, awesome food, met one of a’s stepbrother’s ladyfriend, finally, and she is part american as well. she brought proper green bean casserole. it was literally a taste of home. 

oh! and the cleveland browns actually WON a game! they won something! i was pretty sure we were going to have a full season of no wins, which. so humiliating.

in conclusion: a’s dad gave him a drone for his gift. i’m going to have it in my hair in about three minutes, i’m pretty sure. 

hope you guys had the best christmas/chanukah EVER. love love to all of you <3

[glennjaminhow]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote this for the lovely @benjis-cool-times! She’s a majestic, talented, amazing sea otter who deserves this and so much more! :)

[glennjaminhow]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is a Christmas fic I wrote for the amazing @sakurablossomstorm-blog! She’s a wonderful, supportive gazelle, and I very much appreciate her! :) 

[shea-muffinhead]

Holiday fic I wrote for @firstinfrienshipfourthinobesity !! Kudos and comments would make my whole Christmas ❤

[firstinfrienshipfourthinobe-blog]

for me. this was for me. i can’t even believe that shea wrote something so amazing for me. she is amazing. read this. if you haven’t yet. then comment and tell her how awesome she is. please and thank you.

[eroscestlavie]

THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS

[quinoaphoenicks]

God

[frankenfemme]

Who’s the narc that gave him the pink

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

I’m screaming

[ofmanynames]

But the statement is the best:

Kapoor or one of his agents has, it’s worth noting, violated the terms of service put forth on Semple’s website, and Semple isn’t happy. He expressed his deep concern over the situation in an email to artnet News:

We are all extremely disappointed to see that Anish Kapoor has illegally acquired the world’s pinkest pink. He’s walked into this paint war with a gesture that cannot be misconstrued. He’s given the art community a bright pink middle finger. He is still very much at large. Not only has he refused to share the black, he’s now stolen our pink. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of who has purchased this on Anish Kapoor’s behalf and broken their contractual agreement with culturehustle.com, and we will instruct our lawyers to take appropriate action against such breaches. We are pleased to note that he has not managed to get his hands on the World’s Glitteriest Glitter—yet—and we urge purchasers not to share the product with Kapoor or his associates.

[hisunlikelyvalentine]

I don’t get it?

[cyberneticbanshee-deactivated20]

Basically this guy, Anish Kapoor, had made a deal with NanoSystem, the people producing Vantablack, or the blackest black paint pigment in the world, so that he would have exclusive rights to use it for art purposes.

This naturally upset a great number of people in the art world, to say the least, as many other people were excited to experiment with using the Vantablack pigment in their art. Therefore, as an act of retaliation, artist Stuart Semple released PINK, the world’s pink pigment under the stipulation that anyone in the world could buy it, except for Anish Kapoor. At the time of purchase, the purchaser has to agree to a legal statement saying that they are not Anish Kapoor and will not willing or knowingly give the pigment to Anish Kapoor. 

By this image, it indicates that someone violated that agreement and provided the pigment to Kapoor. Thus why Semple is pursing legal action. I hope this helps clear some things up.

[monopolizers]

[oakttree-deactivated20221126]

what the motherfu

[rhube]

Omg. Also, I now need the world’s glitteriest glitter.

[inlittlestars]

[prattandscott]

Parks and Rec Bloopers

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

You’re welcome.

[benwyattforcongress]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The final chapter to my Christmas story is here. Thanks so much for reading, and I hope you all had/have an amazing holiday <3

[c00kie28]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The true story of Leslie Knope’s adventures at Hogwarts and her misadventures with Ben Wyatt.

Merry Christmas, @bookwormm03​!!! Thank you to @ashishorny for being sexy.

Here is Christmas fic one of two. I hope you all enjoy.

[bookwormm03]

Christmas Fic Post

MERRY CHRISTMAS BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! 

I have compiled a list of all the fic presents I wrote people this year. I hope you have a chance to read them over the coming days when some downtime presents itself. 

1. On a Dark and Stormy Night for @nutriyumaddict

2. Leslie Knope and the Medallion of Persephone for @c00kie28

3. Wanderlust for @ashishorny