et moi, et moi, et moi

monopoli "eljibbity" monopolizers | been here since 2010 | kpop + whatever strikes my fancy | fandom/rpf friendly 

[monopolizers]

gonna pin this but if tumblr does go down at any point u can find me in the following places:

twitter: personal @citruslavenders (for as long as that lasts) / fandom acc @appositive

dreamwidth: monopoli

??? i have a discord but i only use it for irl stuff, will update if i start using it for fannish stuff as well

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[monopolizers]

hanging out with beloved friends from online is so good....

[monopolizers]

there's a heat wave right now in my city but if i posted the temps of what is considered a heat wave where i live everyone would bust my doors down with pitchforks so i shant. but just know im dying

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[monopolizers]

hanging out with friends in medium stage of friendship is so fun. reminds me that im not an unknowable freak with no social skills

[valyrfia]

psa number 50739 from this tumblr user to keep rpf away from everywhere except tumblr/ao3 or some plucky journalist trying to write clickbait articles for a living will take your rpf and put it on blast for the world to see and everyone has to live with the consequences

[fishgummy]

in a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[tragicwaif]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[audiojunkyard]

[monopolizers]

baby, son tantas cosas que yo te diría la tarjeta y las rosas tengo todavía yo sé por qué tus ojos ya no brillan esa nena nueva como yo a ti no te cuida

[8nin]

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away