take a drink, leave a drink.

my name is sarah, and i'm obsessed with too many things. that's all there really is to know.

[riding-on-darkness-blog]

[fischoeder]

sometimes i think about coming back and i'm like man idk

[fischoeder]

[cowboyhudsons]

[elishaalexzander]

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

[foodandanimalgifs]

[thefrogman]

[video]

[pinkrupees-blog]

[heartsnbruises]

BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS

[becac-blog]

are you sure they’re not

…jumpers?

[nodeth]

OH DEAR GODS

[tastefullyoffensive]

"My food bowl isn’t gonna fill itself." [oss10]

[manghoejuice]

[annabelllewallis]

[imgfave]

[markyramone]

[the-mundane-and-the-magic-deact]

it will always confuse me that the human torch is now captain america

what if they ever meet

[fischoeder]

reamaking fantastic four with michael b jordan! :)

[freddieprinzekrueger]

[fischoeder]

- Marlon Brando’s IMDb page

[fischoeder]

https://twitter.com/Hemsworth_News/status/451908818344353792

this disgusts me. as curious as i am to see what the twins look like, i can wait for when chris and elsa are ready to show them to the world. flying in a helicopter above their house, their private property, is completely uncalled for and beyond low.

[alphalewolf]

I will never get over this scene.

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this