Welcome to my Narnia

ϟ All of time and space... Where do you want to start? ϟ

[acastersource]

[yekkes]

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

[yekkes]

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

[yekkes]

Look at these vicious absolute Babies

[iwashandpicked]

stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it’s the same as always, self sabotage

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[thenatsdorf]

DON’T OPEN! (via)

[sickteeth-archive]

050120

[taylorftphoebe]

this is a serve

[memewhore]

[absentlyabbie]

#me: *scrolls past this* *scrolls back up* *clears throat*  #it's umber cooked  @nothinglikeweplanned​

[suftlyy-deactivated20180602]

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[what-even-is-thiss]

Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old.

[ehlers-world-problems]

What do you call a dog who does magic?

A Labracadabrador

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay that’s pretty good

[teaboot]

My old man once said to me, "your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?"

So, I told him, "they're not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don't, and I was wondering why, so I asked you."

And he said, "that makes no sense," and for the life of me I can't understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process

[lesbiancloudtail]

me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[the-wolf-is-a-gentlman]

[loserxvi]

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

[1617]

i listen to the same 11 songs everyday just in a different order

[autisticjoy]

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option