Keep Your Friends Close And Your Knives Closer

You don’t like candy. You don’t like anything. You’re a hateful old man in a teenagers body. ABOUT

[memewhore]

[realfootage]

[casualaffaire]

[fishbonesdaily]

person: you come across really chill

me: yeah i suppose i am

my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fishbonesdaily]

ferris: [dear god how is he mangling such a beautiful classic song like this]

demos: [nge can can suck my dick]

[fishbonesdaily]

[fishbonesdaily]

[weloveshortvideos]

[pomeranian2]

[virtualhell]

if your feminism isnt to support me becoming the don of the mafia who is it even for

[roday]

[pettyqueen]

[fishbonesdaily]

If I Never See Your Face Again by maroon 5 feat rihanna came on at work the other day and i cannot believe i overlooked this song..... that it slipped from my memory like this........ how could i let this happen. it came out in 2007.

[fishbonesdaily]

[zooms in on demos’ waist]

[grimelords]

[instagrampa]

[duanejosepholson-deactivated201]

How Bert snapped

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”