ask fisherman seaweed stuff

hi this is nori's side blog where you can ask my murdle oc fisherman seaweed questions :^)

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i made my own ask blog!!!! ask my stupid idiot fisherman questions!!!! (i will try to be in character but im not always the best at that :p -@nori-is-cool)

more stuff under cut (no spoilers)

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I think marlins are cool. What about you?

@4nony-m0use

I do too! Don’t see them too often when I fish 😔

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(washes up in the beach covered in algae and barnacles)

hey guys

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very sorry for scrolling through your whole account and reblogging everything :( kill me

it’s ok but pls listen when I say I don’t want that ok thank you

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please don’t scroll through this entire account and like everything i just had to scroll through 49 notifications on this account alone

[gameremma]

you said please don't and now I'm gonna do it

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🙁

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please don’t scroll through this entire account and like everything i just had to scroll through 49 notifications on this account alone

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how to get away with using a guy as fish bait no borax no glue

[painter-purpura-artblog]

Maybe not by announcing it to tumblr dot com

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oh yeah fair, should’ve thrown in a hypothetically

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did you know that mantis shrimp are able to punch through clam shells easily? they can also break your fingers if you’re not careful handling them. some mantis shrimp are called thumb splitters for this reason!

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how to get away with using a guy as fish bait no borax no glue

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make your banner fishe

good idea 😼

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fisherman seaweed showing up as ice fisher seaweed in a mountain case as a bit

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What's the weirdest fish you've ever caught? Not counting the radioactive ones from Drakonia-

-@jazzistapollobrass

Maybe not the weirdest fish in the world, but I’ve caught flatfish like olive flounders and dabs. They kind of weird me out.

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i forgot i had ask blogs um

y’all wanna ask me or the burgundys questions 🥹

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viridian said if i tested out his boss’s metaverse or whatever it was he would buy me stuffed crust pizza should i do it 🤔

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this place blows

also i didn’t get my pizza

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see all you fuckers in @satan-offical ‘s house then i guess

[deductivelogico-offical]

Oh no

Dang

Well

@irratino-offical, @ask-major-red, @ask-murdle, @ask-midnight-3, @ask-emma-rose, @thedrcarolinecrimson, @benjamin-midnight, @fisherman-seaweed-asks, see you all in hell ig

(Most of you are murderers anyway)

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I only killed, like, two people!

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i got pink eye somehow so now fisherman seaweed has it by proxy

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you said you rarely kill, so that means you HAVE killed? why did you kill someone??

Alright, alright, I've killed. It was for petty stuff I can't even remember now, to be completely honest.