Deductive Logico

I solve murders 🔎 BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS GAY SHRIMP

[deductivelogico-offical]

HELLO, TUMBLR!

I am Deductive Logico, and I am here to solve MURDERS! You may ask me ANY QUESTION you would like, and if you would like to involve me in any mysteries, I would be more than happy to oblige!

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OOC: Offical blog for Deductive logico, yaaayyy btw: the person doing this blog is a minor (@cattoroll), no nsfw please

ANSWERING ASKS: #deductive answering

MURDLE RP: #deduction conversation

IN CHARACTER POSTS: #logico irl

SPECIFIC ONGOING CASE RP: #the case of the unconscious inspector

Okay edit: so I’ve added a new tag to the list, #mod answers because ig some of you wanna ask the mod questions? Anyway that’s what that is

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Logico, OUT!

[deductivelogico-offical]

Deductive Logico, I have been murdered. Solve this one important question to get an equally important clue; if I put milk in a cereal, is that cereal now a broth, a beverage.. or a sauce? Answer carefully, Logico. This case depends on it.

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One: unfortunate. I'm sorry that you have died.

Two: why would this matter to the case? At all? Were you murdered by a cereal killer?

Three: Soup. The milk would be broth. If it's chocolate cereal, then the grain bit becomes soup base as well as ingredient.

[deductivelogico-offical]

*gives you a cheese pastry

Oh. Thank you, I think.

*eats the pastry

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[sixthrock]

This disappeared from Youtube some time ago so I’m putting it on my blog so I will never lose this masterpiece ever again

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

NOSTALGIA

[rnismatch]

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Since I had to come across these horrors, my moots have to too. Sharing is caring.

Oscar is still my favourite character and nothing can change that.

@crowningsarcasm @astracaedes @halfmouse @timothydrakeofficial @star-lover-12 @cobalt-draws-stuff @passing-through-bd

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[im-a-rock]

When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.

I was also the most calm person in the ER.

@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though

@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts 

[mayawithany]

I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)

@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p

[laurieheehee]

i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7

@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam

@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!

[legalityoftheraccoons]

dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets

I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?

open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged

[black--stars]

Three random facts:

One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.

I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.

When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.

@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol

three random facts:

1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.

2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.

3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)

@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23

feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)

[nebulae-astros-official]

1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm

2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}

3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags

[kingkit7734]

Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see

My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)

I never speak in public, like, at all

I only drink, and only ever will drink water

Open tags !

[randomsokk]

1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)

2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks

3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?

Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft

[the-ice-queen-623]

I wasnt tagged but this is fun

1. I used to kayak a lot as a kid with my parents. Basically my whole summer as a kid was at the lake just kayaking or stand up paddle boarding

2. Despite what many might believe at one point i was really religous and went to church every sunday with my dad and even gor confirmed into the church (methodist version of chosing jesus since we get bapistized as infants)

3. I couldnt read till I was 8

@music-n-mushrooms @heyimcelery @yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @primalmagic @pinkbirddiaries @anonymoosen +open tags

[youngjusticerulez]

omg i neglect my tags sm this might be the only one i immediately responded to

i used to have a H U G E frozen hyperfixation 😭

@astracaedes @oxyisdamoron @redwinesupanover @dramatic1nlyf @shenanigan42 @it4dorable @sunnyarik3r + open tags :P

[astracaedes]

i am

bendy. and short. meaning i can squeeze into shady places.

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @dramatic1nlyf @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @friendlyghostsandmonsters @lightsabersandbluecookies @autisimyfoxerronii @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @evyyy77 @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @positively--voodoo @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @marshmallow-dust @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish

[deductivelogico-offical]

I was fairly good at chess boxing in college.

(lol)

Tags under cut!

@irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-murdle (that Logico) @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[do-not-u-dare]

300K to go 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[deductivelogico-offical]

Good evening, Logico.

🌀🫀 // @agent-argyle-offical

Oh, good evening, Agent. How are you doing today?

[agent-argyle-offical]

I could most definitely be better...

He gave a mildly disappointed sigh

Damn corporation needs to give me better shifts-

[deductivelogico-offical]

Um. Would you like to… talk? About it?

Logico flags the bartender and orders an espresso martini.

[deductivelogico-offical]

Good evening, Logico.

🌀🫀 // @agent-argyle-offical

Oh, good evening, Agent. How are you doing today?

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[bubble-official]

I do not approve this ai bubble

[ghostly-anonymous]

Have you committed murder? I feel like you would have committed murder...

"Me? Of course not~! Anything that that amber fellow did under my control... Well, I didn't force him to do anything."

[deductivelogico-offical]

Well THAT'S good.

...

Wait, did you say control?

[ghostly-anonymous]

".. Did I? I believe I merely meant 'influence.' I wouldn't control people... Trust me."

[deductivelogico-offical]

I don’t, but that’s by virtue of having murders occur near me daily. I’m usually never wrong, though.

…ugh. Never mind. I’m gonna get a drink.

Logico walks to the bar.

[ghostly-anonymous]

Have you committed murder? I feel like you would have committed murder...

"Me? Of course not~! Anything that that amber fellow did under my control... Well, I didn't force him to do anything."

[deductivelogico-offical]

Well THAT'S good.

...

Wait, did you say control?

[irratino-offical]

Can I poke Logico with a stick and not get charged with tomfoolery in the first degree?

I suppose that depends on how many times you're poking him... and if he chooses to press changes in the first place! I will cover for you if needed though, anon... ✨

[deductivelogico-offical]

HEY

IRRATINO

NO

DO NOT LET PEOPLE POKE ME WITH STICKS

[deductivelogico-offical]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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ooc

thank you!

[deductivelogico-offical]

how’s your trip going?

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ooc

omga thank you SO much for reminding me, im not on a trip anymore, that was several months ago

anyway it went well and its mods bday today! :3

[ning-ningx300]

ANON ASKS -

💣 - I find you very intimidating.

😎 - I find you cool.

🥰 - I think of you as a sweet person.

🗿 - I find you very sigma.

❤️ - You are a sweetheart.

💫 - You are a star.

🤩 - Let me rizz you up please.

🌏 - I want to travel the world around with you.

🚲 - Let's ride bicycles together.

🌞 - You litreally brighten up my day.

☂️ - I'm always here to hold a umbrella for you if you feel sad.

⚡ - You are so fiery.

💍 - Marry me already.

📕 - I find your blog very aesthetic.

📽️ - Let's shoot a movie together and create a legendary movie.

🫧 - I wish I could match your energy.

📌 - You are very talented.

🍽️ - I feel like you would be a great food partner.

🎰 - Let's play games please.

😼 - I find you so silly and dumb but I love you too much to hate you.

💌- I want to kiss you.

👀 - I'm jelly of the people who interact with you.

💤 - Can we cuddle?

🥊 - I will protect you.

🧸 - I will genuinely start crying if you deactivated off here.

💞 - I love you and you match my freak too well.

[deductivelogico-offical]

I thought yuor user was DETECTIVElogico c~w~‘c

— @silly-lil-guy-offical

No, silly. It's Deductive Logico. But I can see why you made the mistake. Not to worry, all is forgiven!