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boop (have you eaten today? have you drank water? are you doing well? i love you. i wish you the best)

Credit to @suffering-and-misery for coming up with the joke of Damian having a pet ferret, they are very smart and clever.

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tizeline

"But Tiz, Jason isn't wearing his helmet in the new com-" SSSHHHHhhhhh shut up I dont care he should wear it 🫵

batman-polls

Does Tim Drake have a LinkedIn account?

Yes, and he actively uses it

Yes, but he never uses it

No

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#dc #dcu #tim drake #ok yes he has one for tim drake that he keeps updated #he uses the same queuing and scheduling tools to make it seem active as he does for the other (at any given time)5-10 aliases #theyre immaculately constructed

aimasart

The Batfamily

blumineck

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es

ME AND WHO

shieldfoss

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

closertotheheartofthesunrise

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

pmamtraveller

Fishpond Mosaic designed by artist Gary Drostle

1968bullittmustang

@copperbadge I feel like this is something you would appreciate.

copperbadge

Oh, that is lovely. And I always appreciate an artist attribution too!

funny-tik-toks

kayas-wife

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

white-throated-packrat

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

gigglingkat

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

bitchassslytherinsnakery

Well that's not in one piece anymore

becauseimamastermind

yall need to stop talking about the titans tower incident like "big bad jason hurt wittle baby boy timmy" and starting recognising it for what it truly is...

that scene from 21 jump street.

Tim: "YOU PUNCHED ME BECAUSE IM GAY?!" Jason: "oh come on." Dick, whispering to Jason: "that's not cool, man." Damian: "That is really insensitive." Jason: "I didn't punch him because he's gay. I punched him, and then...he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards." Tim: "I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME!"

purr-in-ink

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rudavoidish

Learning recently that not a lot of people know about these, so I'm gonna bitch real quick to get more people talking

You see this fuckin bitch? That's a Flock camera. Flock cameras are AI video surveillance cameras that can track you, your face, your car and license plate, your phone, and bluetooth.

When flock cameras work well, police officers stalk you

The tech company Flock has 80,000 cameras across the US – and a report finds some officers are taking advantage

When Flock cameras don't work well, they accuse you of crimes you didn't commit

A simple error got magnified by Flock's nationwide surveillance camera network and ended with four cop cars boxing me in.

When people call out the massive invasion of privacy, the CEO calls us terrorists. The CEO apologized, but don't you think it's fucking weird it happened in the first place? To have such a massive invasion of privacy in the hands of someone so goddamn immature?

As a movement against $8.3 billion Flock Safety’s license plate readers gathers momentum, company CEO Garrett Langley tells Forbes he should

Well! There's a way to fight this. Deflock is an organization working to find and share the location of all Flock cameras as well as put pressure on their cities to get rid of Flock cameras. I encourage you to check the map and see if you have a Flock camera in your city, because I have multiple in mine

Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

Not fear mongering, just telling you now is the best time to obnoxiously talk shit about creepy fascists and put pressure on them

mosscoveredclown

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

cometcrystal

the term "child soldiers" gets used a lot in regards to animorphs and they are soldiers that are children but i don't know if elfangor breaking the law and telling them to protect their planet before getting eaten counts as officially being enlisted by the andalites. if you wanna be technical about it, they're not child soldiers, they're children engaging in covert guerilla warfare without any official orders and they're better at this than the majority of the actual army that's allegedly fighting the yeerks because they're driven by soul-crushing pressure, responsibility, and guilt. which is immeasurably tragic for them and incredibly embarrassing for the andalites

dcxdpdabbles

Danny, de-age to a seven-year-old: Hello. Would you care for a shoe shine?

Bruce: ....Yes, of course. How much?

Danny: Oh, whatever you can spare. *setting down a portable shining bench* Please put your feet here.

Bruce: Of course. Have you been doing this long?

Danny: a couple of weeks. I'm getting really good at it.

Bruce: You are. These look brand new. *hands him a $ 100 bill*

Danny: Wow! Thank you!

Bruce: Of course. Do you have a safe place to sleep?

Danny: Nope.

Bruce: .....would you like one?

Danny: Sure!

Bruce: Really?

Danny: Yeah, if you're offering!

Bruce: Its never been this easy before....somethings off. Aren't you the less bit wary of me?

Danny: Nah, I can sense people's intentions. You're not a creep trying to get a kid to a second location. You just want to give me a safe place off the streets.

Bruce: .....Are you a Meta?

Danny: I don't belive in organized religion.

Bruce: That's not....you know what, nevermind. Have you had something to eat?

Danny: I found a half finished donut in the trash earlier.

Bruce: Oh. No. Let's get you some dinner.

Danny: I'm buying! *waving money Bruce gave him* I had a good day of work!