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aesfocus

lemonsharks

Ok, yes, the Veilguard opening screen is BEAUTIFUL

woundthatswallows

(patrick bateman voice) i have to go curate my pinterest boards

luciality

hey yeah sorry about your boyfriend. yeah i spun him into yarn, sorry. he was really soft and easy to work with. if you want, i could make him into a sweater? that way you can still wear him. no? ok. sorry.

reallyreallyreallytrying

bought a second hand kindle from the pawn shop and would love to get in touch with the previous owner to discuss their interests 👍

an-angry-bear

choices-binglebonkus

Pixelberry thinking of plots in 2016: Exiled queen fights to reclaim her kingdom with the help of a man with mysterious powers. Yup. Mhmm, let’s work with that. Okay next, a group of college students wins a weeklong vacation at a mysterious island where they learn of an impending apocalypse among other odd qualities on the island. Maybe next year we’ll do a story about some teens who encountered the supernatural as kids and it comes back to bite them in the ass. We’ve gotta keep it creative, people.

Pixelberry thinking of plots now:

moveslikekeithrichards

koltira

podcastwizard

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, ONCE AGAIN THE GAME OF THE YEAR IS JUST HAVING A CATCH IN THE YARD WITH YOUR OLD MAN

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL GAME AWARDS (2022)

podcastwizard

stop being funnier than me on my own post

slutdge

fetishizing normalizing romanticizing sexualizing carmelizing that old man in my mind this morning

choccy-zefirka-deactivated20251

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE NEW VISCOUNT OF KIRKWALL IS AWAY VOICING TRAILERS FOR BIOWARE

chaoticgouda

energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.