STAR WARS owns this ass

He/his pronouns

[kaijuerotica]

99.9% of bug bite itchers stop itching before the scratch that finally makes the bug bite stop itching for good

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[thebellekeys]

"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.

[prokopetz]

I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.

[prokopetz]

What I'm getting from the notes on this post is that for a lot of y'all your ideal kink scenario is basically an erotic Abbott and Costello bit.

[historical-fashion-polls]

which outfit would you rather wear? (1943)

left 🧡🤎

center left 💚💛

center right 🩶🤎

right ❤️💙

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[fleshdyke]

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

[fleshdyke]

one of the most important posts ever i believe

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[cutecipher]

two things doctors know:

leave patient alone in a room for 6 hours

incorrectly file paperwork

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

[elbiotipo]

That Defunctland video about the Fastpass convinced me that Disneyland is hell on Earth and I will never visit

[bobdylanyaoi]

i still can’t believe “our age of bronze is collapsing” is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.

[namzioz]

ehhh this one isn't super original but i dont think I've seen anyone do it yet? idk man the more the merrier imo

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[coughloop]

Better to have posted and flopped than never to have posted at al