blub blub

was fish, now girl, got tumblr, help me

[fishgrrrl]

ur so sexy, I just wish you were tiktaalik

[fishgrrrl]

fuck, marry, kill: tiktaalik, charybdis, megalodon

[fishgrrrl]

i picture grace using one of those 3d drawing pen things to write on the board while teaching in erid

[fishgrrrl]

Imagining eva stratt bullying an optometrist into making like four extra pairs of glasses with grace’s prescription just in case.

Imagining carl bringing up that eyesight can change over time on the jet flight back and eva turning their plane around, marching back into the building, and changing her order because god forbid her scientist isn’t able to see all his important science stuff.

Imagining grace floating around with cracked glasses that don’t really work that well for most of his flight back to erid until he digs to the bottom of the storage area and finds a small pack with like 6 pairs of glasses with slightly different prescriptions.

Imagining rocky bullying grace saying ‘just learn echolocation statement’

[italianwizard]

Oh boy I love having boomer parents!

On a completely unrelated note, how do you explain to a couple of idiots that trans people are not, in fact, being paid to transition by the Chinese government?

Yeah that's the latest conspiracy they've fallen for/come up with.

Also trans besties comment how much money you've received from Xi Jinping's personal bank account

[fishgrrrl]

I’m genderfluid and every time I put on my binder I get the $4.93 sent to my venmo from an account named “Chinese government official”

[fishgrrrl]

me: jetlag could never harm me! I’m a special princess

The Jetlag Alpha:

[fishgrrrl]

chat is it gay to watch your best friend poo

[italianwizard]

Character idea: lesbian mermaid with a hat that says "women fish me"

[fishgrrrl]

“I WISH WOMEN WOULD FISH ME” I scream into the void, my empty bitchless void.

[fishgrrrl]

real footage of this occurance

[italianwizard]

Character idea: lesbian mermaid with a hat that says "women fish me"

[fishgrrrl]

“I WISH WOMEN WOULD FISH ME” I scream into the void, my empty bitchless void.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[prosperoisadiva]

PRIDE MONTHHHHHHHHH

My flag!

(Reblog with yours if you want start a line!)

[fishgrrrl]

[holymackerel0000]

[everydayisuffering]

fih and aple

[cordelia712]

fih

[fishgrrrl]

Who’s up not ceasing their folly?

[sidlystring]

she WILL be coming out of the kiln actually looking like a fish, i am manifesting. if i end up able to do ceramics in the future (planning to do so in college) i’m probably gonna remake this since i love the idea of having a fish pitcher, this one unfortunately just didn’t go as i wanted

[fishgrrrl]

god made me ef-fish-ient